Milk The Cow App Reviews

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freshest app of 2014. my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldn't milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. I'm typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.

i love cow. i can’t drink milk… i love cow

Milky. Milk 🥛 🐄

Best game ever. A YouTuber showed this game and it is beautiful

😁👍. i Just love milking this cows sweet udder

Milk the cow. This game may be tiring but it is super fun the cow does not move around like you thing it does and there is for boobies to milk this makes you exercise your arm !! But for one thing if you milk all four on the iPad it may move to the other things you went to before . I do not care as long as it is fun and the cow looks real !! One of the most exciting part to this game is the record I beat it with my best try but I did but not always .. Because of the moving to another game problem the record is not to be beaten a lot unless you practice ! I wish you make the game better because beating is not always the fun thing at this game you will have to make the costumers happy of what they bought and fun fun fun !!

Entertaining & Realistic.. Milk Cow the most realistic milking game I've seen so far, therefore I believe it deserves a higher rating. The graphics are also very real. It isn't good for people with short attention spans however, which I feel most of the rating are coming from people who simply don't have a long enough attention span for simple games. It had a funny and unique idea for an app, and is much more well put together than other timed apps I've seen. I do however feel it should carry the Openfeint feature. Most apps have it now as well, and it would help get more downloads. It should also have different settings. Maybe the normal timed setting, an online multiplayer setting, and possibly one in which you can earn points in some way. Those are some nice ideas to make this a much more popular app. Also achievements would be great along with different settings.

I like the idea but it don’t work. So here’s the T. Me and my sister just wanted to play milk the cow, you know. But when we tried to play multiplayer it did not work. We tried nearby players and we tried Game Center. Neither of which worked 😔. We have played it before but it no longer works. Needlessly to say I am devastated. I just want to milk the cow. I wish I could go back in time when me and my sister competed to milk the cow. The good times never last. This game is fire though other than multiplayer not working.

daddy. honestly this app is daddy that’s all I have 2 say

Ugg ☹️. This game is hardly fun and I hate it. it is so boring they need to spice it up a little I’m just saying that it is not that fun and it is not really the right game for me but I think you should get it and see if it is the right game for you so I hope you have fun I do not enjoy writing bad reviews

Ummm…. I am going to describe this game to you in three words … fun, weird, Disturbing. You should get it though. You will never be the same. You should totally do the extra extra extra extra large utters. They are so much better than the normal.

Milkys Cows. BAD 😭😭😭, I PLAYED FOR HOURS SND DAYS AND YEARS AND NEVER GOT MILKY COWS IRL I WENT ONTO INTERNET SND ORDERED 2 AND THERE WAS COWS AT MY DOOR I HAD TO MOVE THEM TO A FARM AND THE FARM SAID NO MILKY IM 50 TODAY AND THIS GAME HAS CHANGED MY LIFE NOW ALL MY FRIENDS HATE ME AND HUSBAND WE SIGNED DIVOCE PAPERS YESTERDAY😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Simply a masterpiece. From the moment I delved into the captivating world of Milk the cow, I was spellbound by its sheer brilliance. This game truly sets a new standard for storytelling in the gaming industry. The visual prowess of Milk the cow is nothing short of breathtaking. Every scene is a meticulously crafted work of art, from the smallest details to the grandest landscapes. The attention to realism and artistic style blend seamlessly to immerse players in a visually stunning experience. While Milk the cow undoubtedly excels in storytelling, its gameplay mechanics are equally commendable. The controls are intuitive, enabling players to navigate the game world with ease. The combat system is fluid and engaging, adding a layer of excitement that complements the narrative without overshadowing it. The true masterpiece of Milk the cow lies in its narrative brilliance. The storyline is a symphony of emotions, intricately woven with well-developed characters and unexpected plot twists. The game draws players in, evoking a range of feelings from heart-wrenching sorrow to exhilarating triumph. The choices you make reverberate through the story, ensuring a personalized and emotionally charged experience. The audio design of Milk the cow further elevates its storytelling prowess. The hauntingly beautiful musical score and meticulously crafted sound effects enhance the atmosphere and emotional impact of every moment. Voice acting is superb, adding depth and authenticity to the characters. The game world of Milk the cow is a living, breathing entity. Its vastness, attention to detail, and dynamic ecosystem contribute to an unparalleled sense of immersion. Whether traversing dense forests, bustling cities, or desolate wastelands, every location feels authentic and meaningful to the narrative. The progression system in Milk the cow is balanced and rewarding, offering a sense of accomplishment as the story unfolds. The choices you make influence the outcome, prompting multiple playthroughs to explore different paths and endings. This factor significantly contributes to the game's replayability. Milk the cow stands as a testament to the potential of video games as an art form. Its captivating storyline, breathtaking visuals, and immersive world design coalesce into an unforgettable experience. Few games can rival the emotional depth and narrative complexity that Milk the cow offers. It's not just a game; it's a masterpiece that will be remembered for years to come. I rate the game 5 stars; Milk the cow is a flawless achievement that sets the bar impossibly high for storytelling in gaming. Its narrative brilliance and artistic excellence make it an essential experience for anyone who appreciates the power of interactive storytelling.

Make It Exciting!. Milk the Cow is a little awkward. I think that the setting and goal is kind of boring. The setting could be at a fair or carnival of some sort with the goal of winning a Milking the Cow contest. If you beat your opponent, there should be a 10 second celebration of fireworks or realistic applause. Maybe there should be a Decorate Your Pail option too. So, if you clicked on it, it would show a plain metal pail with decoration options on the side to choose from. These are just a few of my hair- brained ideas to improve this app. I hope you think about it! Bye! P.S. I will be waiting for some new ideas on this app.

incredible. i milk these udders yes. speedrun record incoming yes.

In need of improvement. This app would probably receive better reviews, possibly more stars, and general appraisals if there were improvements. A few suggestions would be to make the udder respond quicker to pulls, because the time it takes to milk is quite taxing. Instead of only the view of an udder, which is a bit gross itself, you can present an image of a cow (with its udder magnified for easy touching). Every time the same udder is squeezed too long, the cow kicks the bucket, which slightly spills. Also, when the bucket is finally filled, users can heat the milk to get rid of germs and then mix flavors (chocolate, strawberry) into the final product. Or thy can manufacture the milk in factories. Please be more creative with future apps and updates!

Fun and addictive. Pleasantly surprised with this game

I love squeezing them utters. This game is truly riveting. It had changed my life in more ways than you could imagine. Before I was a milker I was a nobody. But now I have found my purpose. Whenever I have alone time I milk those utters so hard I get carpal tunnel. Milking is love milking is life.

Literally life changing. I downloaded this game a few months ago, and it’s completely changed my life. Everyday, every minute I get a chance I hop on milk the cow and pull those long udders. It’s always the highlight of my day. I’ve also shared the experience with all of my friends, who seem to love the game just as much. Endless hours of fun, never boring. Although, be careful. Ever since I downloaded the game, all of my grades have dropped. I went from all A’s to barely C’s. I play this game when the teacher isn’t looking, and because of it I might not graduate. This game makes me wanna become a farmer tbh tho!

W game. This game changed my life like fr🔥🗣️👏🏆👺🥶😈

THE BEST APP EVER!!!!!❤️❤️👄💋🌹💞. Okay. So one night I got this app. And it was like OMG. I love this app. I it's just like so much fun. I play it with the family you can make it a family game and everybody can play. And he can brag and Bragg and Brad. And it's just so much fun. I really love this app. If you could get this app for $150. I would!!! You can just do everything you ever wanted to do. Like if you live in the city. You are not buy a farm see you don't get to milkhouse, and with this app your life is changed. I just think anybody who has this app. Is Mike a better person. If you have this app. Get it. Because you need it! And it will teach a life lesson. You don't want to be a farmer. It's gross. And less you have the Robo cow thing we can like Milk a lot of Couse. But I live in New York New York and like a penthouse I'm joking I'm poor LOL. But I'm not like so poor that I like and like living on the streets. It's just like it's just this whole big thing happened and Bob Loblaw my mom is not like with a right draft so if she gets with the right draft sometime she's a zoo lady I forgot to tell you that she doesn't Macalice but yeah it's a lot of fun I really like it and get it if you have the chance I would pay hundred and $80 million for it if you could just get this app that would be the best thing in the world. I love Jesus. Not to offend anybody is an atheist or anything but it's just I just do NGZ loves counts also and or also like as if and or!

Amazing. This game is a utter masterpiece. I’m in love. I play it day in and day out. I’m never deleting it and it’s the most played app in my phone.

Awsome. Awsome

Ugh. Very dumb and stupid

Amazing milk tiddies. I love milking the cow it’s my favorite hobby

Good app, could use some additions. I stumbled across this app recently. Need to play more before I get a real grasp for it. I want to say it’s at least good, but tbh it left me wanting more. As an insignificant background point, I worked as a ranch hand for a little bit. While I appreciate every milk went well with the cow milking app, it doesn’t happen so smooth irl. Sometimes the udder sprays all over than hands and sometimes in the face. A couple occasional mishaps could make the app more unpredictable and that kind of uncertainty could meet some user’s needs for a little something to spice things up.

Best app ever. Honestly this is great i want to be a farmer so this really is helping me experience what part of its like I never imagined milking a cow could bring joy into my life and the multiplayer option is what makes this app even better I can share the experience with my friends I even shared it with my dad who was dying in the hospital the second after playing all his illnesses when away this app saved my dads life so 10/10 would milk again

Milk The Cow. Add challenges, and maybe add a bigger bucket. But other than that crazy amazing game. Especially multiplayer.

k. hi there i i just is called back in the office for help and she said she would need probably a couple hours of sleep so she would have to take a shower and then i wake me when she gets there so we will be able to sleep lol and i

Hmmmm....... To write this review as a real review I will have to be a third party reviewer, with no personal interest in this....instead of the really creeped out 13 year old that I am. First things first. The game does exactly what it does. Despite the abbhorent creepiness, and yes, awesomeness, it does exactly as it says. The problems. The ad is out on the bottom of the screen. Clearly, it was strategically placed there so that when you pulled down on the...the...the...uh...thing....you would pull down to fast and hit it. While annoying, the developer has gotta make money somehow. The thing that minuses one star is this. Everything, plus the cow, is the background. The...uh...things...are the sprites. This is done correctly, but, and a big but, the...things...are placed wrong. It's noticeable.

Love your game. This game is great 😊

WOW. This is the greatest thing in the world

M. I love Malik

It’s alright. Nothing too special. Exactly what it said it was. Just milkin a cow. Don’t know why I expected anything more than that. Certainly gives my fingers a good workout though!

Great game. I love this game so much but when I got my highest score of 4.75 seconds it didn’t count it on the leaderboard. I literally burnt the tips of my fingers for the score and I’m still at six hundred something on the leaderboard. Very mad about this and thats why the my rating is how it is. Other than that I play this in class, while driving, or while my mom is telling me she how she doesn’t love my dad anymore. Great game.

Horny. Great game

BEST APP EVER!. This game is changing my life I love it and this app makes it as I wanna be a farmer and I get extremely excited when I load in to the game and go to Prestonplayzs merch and check out the fire T-shirt! By da way this is your friend Preston!!!

You get for what you paid for.. Yes

Omg. I used to play this game as a kid and just now thought about it, it’s kinda fun 😂

Revolutionary game....but need a part 2. This game is amazing endless hours of fun I'm actually a cow milker myself and I can say when I installed this I'm my there iPad I purchased from target the other day and he fell in like he with it,heck I did so myself,I just couldn't stop playing this game,I did notice an increase in my cow milking skills as a result tho so take that for account

Still funny!!!. I’ve had this game on my phone since maybe 2012??? And although I don’t play it every day, sometimes I bring it out as a little party trick, and everyone thinks it is SO funny. It’s a little laggy sometimes, and there are a bunch of ads, but 10/10 best meme game that exists

Gods game. I can’t find any other game that satisfy myself more than this revolutionary application. It’s a complete masterpiece and I’m not sure how I survived for so long without this game.😁

👍🏽👹🥶🥵. 10 out of 10 I left the game is so fun. That I would love to be a farmer. But the true problem is that sometimes you start doing it during class and then you forget about your actual work so your mate grades might drop but that’s OK because you get the experience of milking a cow. Grandma loved it she said, “i remember in 1875 that was my only source of milk..”

Great game. I love milking the cow, it relieves my stress

EEWWWWWWW. This is so grossssss idk why people like this at all it’s nasty it’s rlly boring too Idek why downloaded this I might go puke 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Okay. This game is not as fun if it had more options instead of having to pay to get pro it would be fun. I am a farmer and love cows and if they had a process to milk a cow and compete it would be a lot enjoyable. Like a example is feeding the cow watering the cow starting when the cow is a baby to older and having different breeds. Otherwise the game is fun being able to compete and see how long it takes you but it is not how long it takes you in real life, real life would be 10 minuets hand milking and 15 minutes with a milker. The game should really have the whole process of milking like dip the tets, wipe the tets, put the milker on or start hand milking, dip the tets when the hole process is done,

This is the bestest game to ever excist. To the creators of this game I love you with all my heart. Best Best best best best best best best best best best best best bestest game ever

Best game I’ve ever played. I enjoy this game a lot more than any other game

I love this game. It is a good cow game!

Bruh this game epic. It will be the first game I download when I get a phone that is also a rocket

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Best game ever. It was so good that I became addicted and stopped eating for four weeks. I have also quit my job and spent the majority of my life savings on buying and milking cows. Now these don't seem like very good things, but trust me they are. I am way happier now, with my cows Bessie 🐮, Nathan 🐮, Carol 🐮 and Nelson 🐮. They bring me great happiness. Basically this is the best game in the world and you should definitely download it. From a friendly cow lover xoxoxoxoxo P.s if you are in possession of children, keep this game out of reach as they become resentful to your love of cows and do not understand the responsibilities of this game. Thank you. Goodnight Pps. My high score is amazing Ppps. A friendly suggestion I have for the game is to include a dolphin Thank you. Goodnight

Ummm.... It's really funny but there is no levels and it takes 4ages to fill the bucket up. I do recommend its just repeted again and again 😳😃😊 good game though and so funny.u get bored of it after a while. Miss Review Girlpower©™®

It reminds me of me creaming. When I play it is fun

Milk the cow. Milk the cow is an extremely capturing game that has no real point. This makes it a lot more fun! God bless you

Milk the cow review!. This game is heaps boring but very addictive!! I cannot stop playing it!! I would for sure recommend it for people who get addicted to many things!!

Random. Huh...... Got 31seconds......it's quite weird... And, when you are fin all able to see the milk, it doesnt have the same effect as it does in the picture...in the picture u can see the mild splashing but in this weird game doesn't show :(

Great!!!!. How could people not love this game it Is super entertaining and fun to play its just the sensation of pulling on the long floppy dag of skin and having a white liquid come out it's just amazing! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagross I know but back to milk the cow just pulling on the udder is soooo fun!

Awesome!!!. This is like the best game ever, except on iPhone you can pull all four things at once. Still great!

Ok.. It's alright but when I don't want it to make any noise, it makes way too much. My friends love it though, so I'm gonna keep it.

Boring. This game is really boring it only has one thing that you can do and I was really expecting more. I personally didn't enjoy this game if you want my opinion don't load it!

Boring. You could make it a bit more fun and you get to walk around

🥵😏. Nice pp

Ms. Funny as! You will laugh, especially if you too live in the country.

Milk the cow. This is such a classic i find it so funny when the cow moos it makes me laugh all the time four stars I can't stop laughing hahaha

Awesome. This games it just fantastic and I would really extremely recommend it. :) &) ;)

Milk cow. Some games you could play for hours and not get bored but this one after a while it gets boring.

Noise. If you turn the noise down all the way it still makes a noise !

Great!. Great game for when ur out and very bored. Also good thing to make u laugh🐮overall very fun to plat

WOW!. This is pretty impressive at first I didn't know what to do it's pretty cool I got just over 1minute for my first try!

Funny!!!!!!!. Good game just 1 second ago the game is really good awesome looked like I filled the hole bucket with milk 5 out of 5

The best game ever. Most engaging and infatuating game I have ever played. Cannot stay off this during school there's just something about pulling on those flaps! I have an overwhelming urge to buy a farm and start a milk business now. Can you add a goat option to this game please??? Game is 10/10 !!!!

Great game. This game is great but u can't turn the sound down and it is very loud so I can't play it at night also the sound is terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Maddie. Hey it gets boring after a while but it's alright

...?. Its cinder weird but it's goood! don't you worry about that! And maybe you should make an app like you would go around helping the animals? such as going to get eggs from the chicken or making butter and cheese from the milk from the cow ..? just a susestion! haha thanks .

Milk the cow. I like milk the cow but if your nice Enough maybe you can make milk the cow 2 if it is posible if you make number 2 make them milk for gold I am a big fan of milk the cow please !!! Remember big fan !!!

Awesome!. This game is addictive and relaxing at the same time. It would be nice if you could earn coins from milking and buy stuff for the cow, like a nicer bucket or a pet chicken 🍼🐮❤️

Milking the cow. This game is funny stupid werid and a little gross at the same time but most of all the makers should make all the udders free like someone's gonna actually gonna BUY udders Ohhh ps If u did buy it ur a idoit

It's great!👍. I would make it more realistic, smaller bucket and no sound at all (its really annoying).

Excellent. Best game absolutely love milking my cow now I can do it were ever I go

Tulipsgirl. Love it and find now I have become very competitive and have been playing without realising for almost an hour..sore fingers..fun game. Recommend.

Hmmm. It was ok, but it wasn't quite what I was looking for in a cow milking game. It had the potential to be something great, but i feel as though this app has sold itself a bit short. I've played better cow milking games...but not many.

Hmmm. It's a weird one it's boring but at the same time it's such a random game that u tell ur mates about it and then u try n beat each others times so entertaining but not something u would play all the time

MILK THE COW. It’s the best game ever

Moovelous.. Guaranteed to make you laugh and feel weird all at the same time. Love it!!

Milking the cow. I think it is great that you have to keep on trying to bet your score!

Gross. U should be able to see the whole cow cause it looks a bit gross if u dident no it was cow things ewies but it is fun It think it could be more interesting though like seeing the whole cow and playing other fun games like chickens and other stuff tht would be a little more interesting :) :3 <3

Are you serious?. This was an absolute waste of my time. I don't understand why someone would even make this! There was no point to the game apart from, milk it as fast as you can. It doesn't even have any other levels, just one! This app is pointless and meaningless. I think this app should be deleted, not only from my iPod, but the whole app store.

This is a game for me… I don’t know why💀. This game is amazing, but it’s also weird it’s ✨SATISFYING✨ to me that I don’t know if other people find it satisfying I’m weird so it’s satisfying for me😜

Milking.. When I get home from school all I want to do is milk things so this is a great way to achieve that. 👌

Oohhhoooohhhhhooohhhh Aaaaaaaa. This is really cool game but it would have been better if it different options to chose which utter you want to milk. Otherwise AWESOME!!!!!

Boring after a while. I don't even know why the heck I got this game, maybe because I was curious to find out why it became so popular or maybe just because it was different. But I was disappointed of what I found. I really don't know why this dull app got so many high ratings, maybe cause people are competitive or just that they like cow nipples! Idk , but it's one star from me.

Surprised. I thought it would be stupid but it's really fun please please make more apps like this!

Rock on milk the cow. I think milk the cow is aaaaaaaawwwwwweeeeeeeessssssssoooooooommmmmmmeeeeeeee it's the best game ever I got 28seconds and i still think it is so fun I've heard people hate before. It ROCKS!

Milk the cow. This game is totally awesome and addictive everyone should have it

Milk the cow. I think that is a gross game but entertaining and will help if you ever go to a farm and milk a cow

Good VS bad. I think it is really good fun i had it when I was a kid it was interesting hope u enjoy it! Good won! 😜

Funny app. Cracks me up each time i play it. Reminds me of when i was over seas

Ok. It is a good app however you need to be able to turn off the sound it is a little distracting Overall an ok app

Pointless!. Not even worth to waste ur time like this... U can really do anything else & it would be a better time-pass, lol.

The ads. U should take the ads at the bottom of the page because when I'm milking I keep on clicking it :(

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Ok. This app is fun but it gets boring after a wile

Great game. I love milking em fast

Used to be a great App!. GET RID OF THE ADVERTISING!!! My kids are so mad at YOU!!!

Love it. So funny and real

Funny. I rated this five because the game is fun and funny and you should make it in to chocolate and change the characters like not only cows have milk you should do like a persons bobs haha

I love milk the cow !. I love milk the cow why so many haters it's so fun my record is13 seconds ! P.S. Haters don't hate ya got me !!!

Great game. It was very good my self and my sister both have it and it is really fun! If your looking to get a game like frams well this is the game for u!!!

J'aime se produit. Je l'adore

Awesome. It is AWESOME get this app

Meh. Well.....this game is alright but it gets boring over time....... I give it 3 stars

Mooo!. While in bed the sound of the milk hitting the pail woke my wife. She screamed "Are you milking a cow?!" ;)

Milk. Milk

Milk the cow. Vary good game

Amazing. My best is 8 seconds , 53 I love the game even though it shows the utter, I live on a farm so it’s not

Milk. Milk

Hi mom. Gay

I’ve never hated something with more of my soul 🥲. It’s so cured and weird at the same time but I enjoy it am I metal 🥲?

Milking it. Good conversation starter.

Milk cow. Make it chocolate milk!!!!

Cow miking. Pretty cool i like hope u do to

Well. It won't let me finish the game it says I need Internet connection when I have it ...

Milk the cow. Because you can't really do any thing you just milk the cow

Okay. This is an okay app but they should really give the full version away 1 day free like other apps

Cool. I rate five cause its fun you should make the full version free and not just milking cows how a bout people's boobies hahahehe

Oh yaayayay!!!!!!. Got the bucket filled in 12.5

Cool. Cool game.

The cow. I probably won't keep this game because its not fun at all. All you basically do is just milk a cow

Ummm. Wtf is the point? Yea I'm stupid for downloading this because it's pretty dumb!

Milk cow. Ok

Cool. It is cool but you can't turn off sound and that can get annoying

Cool. Coll

Ah. I'm deeply disturbed

Perfect for my needs. Sick

Great. Great game I recommend it to you guys but I agree give away the free version for free like what the heck

Lita-is-awesome!!!. Randomness

ASUME. I love it

Stupid. This game is the worst looking at a cows utter

Milking cows. It utterly ridiculous but not that fun I don't think I'm gonna keep it.

Fun game :). Really funny and a good time passer! :) should be able to change the apperence of the cow, and chocolate milk!

Milk. Now I can get Unlimited Milk. You saved me so much money. Thank U so much😁

so so. funny the first 10 minutes..

Good but.... It's pretty good but you should be allowed to like change the color of you cow. Prat least change your cow without being a pro. I know I would like the game more if you could get different colors of milk out of the cow. Each one could be a different color.

Mon avis. Ce jeu est bien. Quelques choses à améliorer comme partir le chronomètre dès le premier coup sur le iPod iPhone iPad. Ou bien des petits truc du genre. Sophie Bugnon

Good. I like it....

Fun but gross. It's really fun to play but its kinda gross looking at the odder 💩🙈 soo yeeeah

Milk. Milking makes me hard

Milk the cow. Love this game!!! My best time was 9 seconds!!!!!!!

Great. It's a great game it is good for when you are bored and a good way to scare your cousin VERY addicting

Review. Not a good game It stops to maker lose and. U have to buy every thing DO NOT GET

BEST APP!!. I could milk a cow forever!!

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A very cute game. This is a very adorable game that is fun competitive and good for kids I recommend this for everyone and am so happy I found it u should definitely install it and I just can't enough about how AMAZING this game is if i could I would tell u how good it is all day but instead of writing reviews I am going to playing it cause it is so awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milk the Cow. When I first heard of this game, it sounded rather strange, but I installed anyway and ever since then I have been hooked on it. I love this app because it is entertaining and challenging! It's a must have! :)

Absolute five star app. This game brings all the excitement and action of milking a cow right into your home. Graphics are beyond that of any other cow milking simulator out there. They Went as far as to make sound for milk going into an empty bucket AS WELL AS going into a full bucket. This game has truly changed my life for the better and I want to thank Lemondo Entertainment for this truly groundbreaking app.

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Friends. I love this game because u can have a challenge with your friends and see who wins and they get to try to beat each others score I say goo this game I love it and so don't my friends and it also gives your fingers a workout:)

Nice. I like this game but some of the reviews are bad some people wrote inappropriate reviews and I did not like that but it's there opinion but I am only ten so that is kinda weird for kids under ten to read inappropriate reviews so please stop posting bad stuff please don't hate me for saying this but stop

Cool. To get more milk u have to pull at least 3 at the same time I think they could have let u pull an utter then have more then a tiny little bit come out more like a squirt and it is good if ur sitting somewhere with nothing to do

Duhhh. Don't be harsh look creators I'm gonna lay it straight this game weird and unique in different ways but keep it up and you'll have a big future ahead of you instead making games think harder and get a good outcome

LOVE. I play this app ALL the time. My friends think it's kinda weird and gross but after they play it they're hooked! It's so mindless but so entertaining. I would love to get the full version but I don't think it's worth a dollar....?

Milking a cow: should you download this app?. Though I find this app a bit bizarre, it's a laugh that will entertain you if you don't have much to do. Cuz ya know, why do something productive when you can digitally milk a cow? LOL but really, it's worth the download.

Entertaining! And soo awesome!. I liked it! I thought the cow looked sooo real! Well to all u people that think it's gay or that kind of stuff then you are the guys that are gay! You're just trying to sound cool when u say it's gay sooo eat that! It's a entertaining game,I recomend you try it out :)

(:. I dont understand why people even download the app if your just going to say its the worst app ever invented... Jussst saying that if you dont like it then just delete it and leave it for the people who just like it for the heck of it... Haha its kinda funny =P

Magnificent. I really didn't expect much from this game when I first got it, but it turned out to be amazing. It's a hidden jewel, a masterpiece. The amount of depth is astonishing, you have to constantly micromanage how many times you pull an utter before you reset the small pull timer. 10/10 would recommend

Annoying people.... Listen here, yall spoiled city folk just don't understand.. It's the fun of tryin to beat your high score is what this game is about. If it's such a horrible app, why are you wasting your 'precious' time writing a review? Seriously , getta life. Noone cares how much you hate this app. Bless your hearts.

Awesome and hill-eo-air e us. This game is very funny I started playing it and laughed so long that I ruined my time. This app is also fun u keep trying to beat your record over and over but one thing that I would change is that add or whatever it is because sometimes I'm in the middle of the game and the game ends. Overall pretty good app get it

Best Game Ever!!!!!!. Best game I have ever played so fun I have played it with my friends millions of times when we always see each other we always get this game out if u are new and are wondering to get it please do it is the best fun game I have ever played

Jeeze... For the people complaining that this isn't "kid friendly" guys, it's a COW UDDER. not a soft porn app. Back in the old days, kids milked cows all the time, there's nothing wrong with having kids play this game. I don't see how anyone could even complain? It's FUN, there's nothing dirty, nothing sexual, nothing inappropriate about this. I say I'm glad others left reviews about having there young ones play this!  good job for not being ridiculous! Good job developers! Keep it up!

Cow milking????. I have always wanted to milk a cow and when i saw this app i was like yah finally an app for milking cows!!! So i dowloaded it quickly wishing it would be that easy to play... Sadly my wishes did not come true and the app wouldnt open then the update came out and i could open it but when i pressed "start milking" ( im guessing that is what that said cause i couldnt read it all) it quit on me again!!! :( how sad :( PLEASE FIX!!!!!!!

Milk the cow. Love the game But needs to have more cows & see how mane cow you can milk and how much milk you get then sell the milk & be able buy more cows and to be able to have a barn to put you cows in and as ya get more cows you can add on to the barn the Niger the better love it

Funny. I think it's funny to watch people do it and race each other. People griping about it being pointless and dumb and people having no life should probably get a life themselves instead of getting apps just to give them a bad rating

Milking cows is awesome. I've always wanted to milk virtual cow udders. Now with the help of my iPhone I can! Thanks! Oh and to the person who says they need instructions... What are you stupid? Just milk the teets! Even babies know how to do that. Please add virtual cow insemination and bull castration next! That would make it a complete package!

Won't load ?!?!?! :(. This been happening to all the games I buy from this one user !!!!!! It's weird because everyone else can access it!!! Is anyone else have this problem ???

Fun!. I don't understand some of the negative reviews. It is a free game, so it isn't like money was wasted. It's a basic speed game where one is tasked with milking the cow as fast as possible to fill the bucket. The only issue I have with it is the ruined leaderboards from people who seem to be exploiting a glitch of some sort. It would be nice to have true competition for times.

Hoping for an update cuz.... If we all just give it 5 stars the company will get the privledge to upgrade it (or in MY CASE fix it) or make it kid friendly in others, mayb better then b4 and possibly let you compeat aginst friends or make something "funner" out of it. Like include levels. Like they do in game circus games ps game circus is an awesome game company! Check it out! From Lilly B ;D

Fun app. I love this game so much but I would like for the app to allow me to change the cow but other than that I love the game I think you should make milk the gotta . I love milk the cow is really fun if it would let you Change the cow I would give it 5 stars but it won't let me so I give it 4 stars . 😊 💯

Seriously?. I understand if you dont like the game but there is no need for gross comments. Come on people don't be immature it's not meant to be inappropriate so people please be mature and not disgusting and immature. It's just meant to be a funny game and not the way you think of it. I am sick of peoples gross comments about breast feeding and if it keeps up I will email apple to get rid of inappropriate comments. Thank you to all the mature ones.

Woah cow juice is leaving the station. My friend Amogh suggested this app he is really like, silly so I thought this app was gonna be crap but it's definitely better then a couple of crap apps on my iPhone!!

Works great!. It is soooo fun i play it 24/7 i love this app so much fun i wish the full version was free i wish you could play it on the tv it is sooooo awesome some times i wish i could bring my phone to school so i could play this app all day long!!!!

It sox but at the same time its beast. This. Game shows you the real meaning of life, life isn't about material things, instead it is about love for nature for life and reason. Eat More Chikin. Is the beastest and sickest game alive even better than cooking momma.

Heck yes. I'm a hillbilly from Wisconsin and I've been milking cows for 24 years. Everyone knows we need cow milk to produce the great cheese we make and this game has helped me build my milking finger muscles to the max so thank you for this helpful app I would highly recommend this to all :)

It makes so much sense.. This app just had to be created. There is no way it could not exist. Very well done and will provide hours of fun for the whole family! I can't remember what I did for fun before I had my own cow to milk!

Help Me!!!!!!!!!!!!. I can't milk it all the way yet. I can only get a little out of the utters. I can't get a lot out of it how do you do that. Anyway it is a great game my little sisters Michelle, Emily, and Margaret Luv it! For some reason they laugh when they milk it even my cousin Landon. Weird. Why the heck do they do that and why the hell do they laugh? Subscribe and reply, MichiganStateGirl12 P.S Also My Birthday is today

Lag review. While playing if u have a bad connection and ur milking the cow fast enough ur screen should freeze up between 1-3 seconds and ull have to keep milking even though the screen's frozen and stop milking when u here the moo this should really get fixed. I've seen ppl get 0.00 ive gotten 2.27

Weird,cooool,fun. This game is fun and amusing at the same time once i saw this game on an add i just had to get it. It is hilarious and passes time but sometimes it may give u cramps in your fingers. Overall i love this game

BUGGY. I  this game although I've never played it before but it looks like a lot of fun and I mean who wouldn't want to milk a cow and touch it's utters!? SERIOUSLY! I'm rating this five stars even though it's BUGGY but they update the game more when u rate it  stars

Lean on me. Lean on me when not strong and I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on for it won't be long till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on you just call on me brother when you hand we all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem you'll understand we all need somebody to lean on

Good, but could be better.. This app is fun, you should definitely download it because it's free. It needs like levels or challenges. It would be fun if you could sell your milk for like decorations for your cow. Overall, it's really fun.

Milk cow time. I do think this game is very very fun !!! But they should give u a little more time but overall this game is fun to play but for real more time I mean how fast can our fingers go really! But that's only my opinion u know what u should get the free one and try that if u like it buy more if not delete it ur decision I think u would love it though I do!!!!!!!:)

Discussing but fun. This game is like so like gross but I like it it is challenging because you are timed and you have to slide your finger down the................milk dispensers so that the milk gets into the bucket and when u fill it up you get to see your time the only things I would recommend is: 1. I think that u should be able to just slide your ding down and hold so the milk just comes does like your spraying a water bottle on the ground. 2. You should be able to use different cow groinds to milk the cow instead of having to by the full version thing.

The best story ever.... The game is stupid and should have more free version and be able to feed or dress the cow like come on really only milking how stupid is that I am so so so mad about that cause u might this well keep that one do allot upgrading for a new a just use the old one well any way it's not for little kids I'll say I would not want my little kid playing this it should have a age limit 11and older..............

Sad. It is fun at first, but don't just sit there and not update it. People want improvements and youve had a long time to fulfill those requests. All I ask is to do so and not lie. The reviews DON'T motivate the cow! I'll give u 5 stars if you PROMISE 2 improve!

Interesting. Ok, so I have not officially played this game yet, it is downloading now, but just wanted to say the title is what had me wanting to see it for myself. I chuckled out loud when I read the title. I give it 5 stars on that alone

LOL!!!!!!. This app is stupidly HILARIOUS!! Totally buy it they may think its boring but it is AMAZING!! Plus it's free so if u don't like it u can delete it. You're not wasting any money so give it a chance. U can also buy the full version 4 .99 cents which includes even more cows. Totally worth it!!!!!

Milk this. I love this game so funny my family loves it the only problem I have with it is that it makes that milking sound even when the volume is off so if you cold fix that that would be super mega awesomeness ;)

First time milking a cow at the age of 5. The first thing the farmer should do is wash the udder and 4 nipples minimize contaminants to fall in the milk. It is very important to do away with all dirt particles on them. As the farmer squeezes the nipple from the base of the udder pulling down the nipples refill from the excess milk inside the udders. After a few minutes the nipple will stop giving milk as if the cow had gone dry. To avoid the is very important to punch the udders from under towards the belly of the cow. Best way is by holding the nipple at the base and jabbing upwards. This causes the mucus lining inside the udders to break and releasing more milk. Also remember to constantly alternate nipples, in order to evenly empty out the udders.

Great job. Listen all of u guys out there saying this is the worst or this is discusting then why did u buy it I mean for people who said it was horrible it showed u that all u did was milk a cow and for all u people who said it was discusting. On the cover it showed were u milk the cow so who ever bought it and didn't like.... YOUR FALT!! :)

Saved my life. I'm a married father of two, and I was on the verge of losing my wife and children before I downloaded this app. Now my family and I huddle around the iPad and each pick our favorite teat and milk the cow, sometimes for hours at a time! Thank you Cow Milking app!

Great but could use improvement. I loved this game. It challenges me just the right amount. But there are some improvements to be made. As I played the game for hours trying to improve my time, I noticed time and time again that for the milk to squirt out u have to pull unparticularly far. Idk if it's just me or the game but I do know there is room for improvement

It could be better. I think it could be better because it never has any upgrades well for mine also it gets boring because what's the fun of never getting any awards or prize money that is why I think it could be better

So Realistic!. I've been around hundreds of cows, and getting this app made me feel at home. Old Jesamine had a better-looking udder, mind you, but this specific app reminded me of Bella, especially the way she's look at me with a smile as I milked her. I still cry when I think of the lightning bolt that hit her. I only didn't rate it a five because I cannot actually feel the udder in my hand when I use this app. I want to be able to feel the mildly cold flesh squish in my palms.