Goat Simulator 3 Game Reviews

Laggy report. “Dear coffe stain i have a question would it be possible to make the game more supportable for older ipads because when i try playing with my friends every know and then it crashes my game and i was wondering if you could fix it and make it less laggy and have a good day”

The GOAT of Simulators!🐐👍🏻😃♥️. Ever since I’ve started Goat Simulator I just had to get the latest edition that is GS3! I’m in love with these funny games and I love being a goat. I think you should add all the characters from the OG version into the new game because I miss them. You should also include some things that are on the pc version into Pocket Edition. I’ve seen DeadMau5 in the OG and am yet to see Alan Walker… Seriously, this is the GOAT of all simulators! GOATS RULE!! (P.S, the boss battle is annoying and impossible to defeat, I’m autistic…)

Good enough but controllers deserve more attention. First and foremost, having a large open world physics based sandbox game on ipad and iphone is a wonderful and awesome feat on its own. But there’s still some glaring issues that need attention: framerate, draw distances and pop in aren’t something I’d complain too much about in something like this but I’m on a 3rd Gen iPad Pro and the constant frame dropping to load ni assets gets pretty annoying. I would even turn the graphics lower if it meant a more consistent experience. It’s tolerable for now but hoping for improvements. Second is controller support. It natively works with my xbox controller but there’s no mapping options there’s no UI changes and inputs are bugged to where it takes a double input on every press. For example when I activate an ability, it activates then immediately deactiovates. I have to then use the touch screen for some of those. Same with getting in and out of vehicles. THe screen space still stays crowded withthe touch controls but I guess that should remain like that until the double input bug is fixed. This port is good enough, I astill enjoy it, and I can deal with the graphics issues, but when actually playing i feels bad (on controller), I start to have issues.

Favorite game. I love the more chaotic energy and nature that the goat has. The castle is beautiful. The atmosphere of this game is so unique. And all the graphics improved immensely. And more accessories for the goat with still some organs of the old goat simulators. Perfect aftermath of all the changes.

Best game on mobile. Maybe... I read the other reviews which made me worried about getting the game due to most complains being about performance and game crashing. But it rarely crashed, and there was barely any problems with the performance. Btw I have an IPhone 14.

Amazing game. If play for too long, it kicks you out, which is a good idea so it stops you from playing for too long or just a glitch but your title says it’s not a glitch it’s a feature. I’m just gonna trust you on that one. It’s amazing game and you gotta play as many different creatures. My favorite one is the abomb banana hi Natalia.

Really good. The game is super fun and I’ve been waiting very long to play it, but the game crashes fast when I’m using only 5.8 giga bytes out of 50gb, and the game loads fast, but it also crashes faster! I can’t walk to do an event without crashing more than ten times!

DLC should be nice. So I’ve been playing this game for a while and it’s great Dont get me wrong, but the only problems I have with is number 1: it kicks me out the game every so often, and number 2: I’ve seen a video lately about a DLC called multiverse of nonsense, and I think it would be nice if a update or DLC for mobile of the multiverse of nonsense would come out. Anyways other that the game is great🤩

So buggy and frustrating. He keeps kicking me out! I can’t finish self reflection. and I can’t teleport to the goat towers. I wasn’t able to do global warming. when I synchronize the goat towers, it kicks me out. please make the bugs go away! thank you! I love goat simulator! I have it on Xbox.

The kicking is soooo annoying. So I’m sitting here playing goat sim three, and I’m playing it for about twenty minutes, and it kicks me out it happens a lot while driving cars. Everything works else works perfectly fine. So if you could just fix that that would be great and remember tHiS wAs TeN bUcKs. so please fix.

What a splendid game. I love Goat Sim 3, it feels like Goat Sim 1 with a lot of possibilities, more creativity, loads of nostalgic references, and funny easter eggs! To make the game even better, I do have one suggestion that can make the game a bit more accessible and friendly. 1. Toggle on or off if NPCs can react/hug/kick - I miss the nostalgic feeling of NPCs being able to stand or run away. I like the new reactions and dialogue but can there be a toggle on/off so that no NPCs kick you while you’re idle? Great game, thanks for taking the time to read this!🐐

Great Game and hopefully the DLC Releases not too long after this year 🐐=😀. Hey coffee stain north I love the game it’s just I hope u have plans in the future to make multiverse of nonsense on mobile I’ve checked out the trailers and it looks like an amazing DLC on the other hand it’s how the game crashes most but I know you’ve got that covered hope you get this and soon the multiverse of nonsense portal will open on mobile that’s all and u😁

Crashes and not enough skins. I have the 9th generation IPad and the game crashes! I need a option too turn the graphics low or high. Once you do that I also have to say there is lack of skins. Please add more skins. Once you do those I will give it 5 stars.

Good but... Ok I LOVE this game and I am happy that they came out on mobile but… there is a bug that annoys me, I play for a while and then it kicks me out of the app, I can play for quite a while before getting kicked like 5 - 20 minutes then it puts me at my Home Screen, I am figuring out if I don’t have enough room cause it happened on a old redownload game but I’m not sure and I would be very thankful if this gets checked out, thank you for your time and patience

Good when worked but stuck on black screen when trying to load or start new game…. Loved the game plan to get when comes on steam, however recently had to uninstall due to it not loading and even if I reinstall don’t work yet.

The shading and graphics. the game is very fun, but I think you should add shading graphic. It would make the game more interesting and get more reviews and ratings. and more and more people would play it instead of playing it on xbox and having to get a game pass. So please add graphics

Great game!. The graphics are amazing and the gameplay is so fun and non-repetitive! And those that are confused, the graphics can’t be changed and are based on how strong your device is. The weaker the device, the worst the graphics. Also it only crashes if you device is WEAK. Don’t blame the creators!

Relay fun game I love it. It’s a really fun and amazing game you can summon new see you you can become a fly if you really want to, you can get swallowed by a whale drowning people in the water is fun to do not let them out. I’m serious kill them all or else.🐐🔪🩸 besides that you can learn to fly just start going crazy become a shark in a jet pack. There’s nothing to do stopping you from making absolute destruction. I recommend you play this. And have a good time.

One of my favorite games. I literally couldn’t stop thinking about goat simulator 3 when I heard it was coming to mobile since I played ever other goat simulator game when I was younger and I loved them so much

Best game ever even though if it’s glitchy!. I don’t really care if this game is very glitchy it’s just about having fun and playing around in the game I was so hyped whenever this release it for the App Store so I downloaded it and now I’m having tons of fun with it! I don’t really care what you say about this game. It’s my opinion.

My favorite dev company 💀. Thanks for adding this game to mobile coffee stain, but I was just wondering. Are guys going to make a new map for gout simulator 3? I know how long it takes to actually do such a thing but if you do, can you make the oil rig in the background a place you can visit or like a cruise ship. Just a suggestion also can’t for more lore about this game franchise.💀

Bugs are a feature? More of an annoyance. Recently downloaded this game, and it definitely has more game content than the original games. The problem is that I can only play for around 5 minutes before the game crashes, despite several updates that seem to make the game crash more frequently. I gave it two stars for the extra content but also because it’s almost unplayable. Do better.

My favorite. I’ve purchased all the past goat games from these creators. They are very clever with there work, and you can tell they put a lot of time into creating there amazing goat games :) I’ve already played this new one for almost a dozen hours in just a week! I love them! Keep up the great work!!!

Game is broken and unplayable. I’ve been playing the original since it first came out. But I spent 13 dollars just for the game to keep crashing. I put this in five stars so people would see this.

One issue. It has better graphic, and better experience but there’s one problem. The problem is that I play it for a bit but it kick me out. I remember when I first downloaded it didn’t so please fix this problem. But everything else is great.

Love this game but just one thing I want. I have been playing goat sim for a long long time but I just want one thing. There are a lot of goats that are not well goats. And I just want one thing that is not a goat I really want a chicken in this game sense there are a lot of chickens at the farm where you spawn

I love it but…. Hi coffee stains studios I wanted to report a glitch, I have an apple Ipad and after a specific amount of time the game will repeatedly crash please fix this for me thanks! Edit: I also have goat simulator 3 on my computer and it is very VERY laggy and the more time I play it the more laggy it gets the only ways to make the lag better is for me to quit or go to the title screen and go back in the game or not control the goat for a long time and after I do that the lag cycle repeats again and that gets on my nerves a lot if it is a bug please fix it thanks! Edit 2: PS: without changing the graphics

As expected, excellent and funny game. I love the game, but on my iPad 9th generation it crashes every so often. It was crashing about every 5 minutes, then after an update it was crashing a lot less often, but over more hours of playing the crashes grew more frequent again, like every 3-5 minutes of gameplay now. I wonder if clearing the cache every so often might help, though it may not, but I don't think iPads let me clear the cache. Powering the device off then on doesn't seem to help.

Best game to play when your bored. It’s very fun I’ve been playing goat simulator since 2019 and this game has improved a lot (I have played gs3 since release also) I haven’t tried it with multiplayer yet, but I hope you see this coffee stain :)

Great but not perfect…. The game itself is great and has better graphics than the original goat simulator, but i keep getting kicked out of the game after a while, sometimes not even 20 seconds pass and Im just kicked out of the game. Also the whistleblower event just keeps restarting every time I get kicked out of the game. So thats the reason I removed a star, so please fix this glitch and then I will give 5 stars. So other than that the game itself is great.

It keeps kicking me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Already wrote a review of this but there nothing has been done about it it keeps kicking me out when I drive cars and when I play for a few minutes now please fix this. Otherwise, I’m deleting the game and I already have three times. I just download it back. because I feel like you fixed it, but you haven’t the graphics are actually good, but I still can’t play. I love everything about this game, but I can’t play even my brother can play and I always ask him if I can play on his iPad I already reported the issue and it said it would tell me what’s wrong in 48 hours, but it still hasn’t anyway just please fix this please this game will keep me occupied a lot because I’m also very bored a lot thank you

Are you like this game but I wish there was more things to do. It would be better if you didn’t have to move your camera like every three seconds Anna I’ve been playing more games on my iPad and I was not been playing it that recently so they should updated like a bunch and I found like the twirly ballerinas that turn into a tornado so don’t ask me

An outstanding Goat Simulator Sequal. Well Coffee Stain, you did it again. You made yet another amazing and outstanding Goat Simulator game. I have played the original Goat Simulator for a while now. I got all of the mobile games, and the Nintendo Switch version, so of course I was excited to see one of my favorite all time video game series get ported over to mobile. I really enjoy this new entry a lot. It is fun, and brings plenty of new content and features to the table, while retaining some of the classic Goat Simulator charm like seen before. Additionally, the amount of content that is in this game is mind blowing, especially since this appears to be the full map that is seen on the PC/9th Gen Console Versions. However, there is one small issue, which has to be how often it crashes. Now, I understand I signed up for this when I got the mobile version instead of getting it on a PC or console, but it can be quite annoying at times. I hope this gets patched in the future. Other than this, this is a fantastic game that I hope to sink many more hours into!

Great game!. I recommend this game. I bought it in December of 2023 and have played for over 100+ hours. I have almost completed it 100% and I have had fun playing it. There is one bug, which makes the game crash a lot, and if you are looking at a tutorial on the same device, the game restarts and takes a while to load, but overall, 11/10

LOOOOOOVE. This game really is the G.O.A.T!!! Not only did you change my mind about goats, but you made them my favorite animals! I have an idea. Make a phoenix goat, and she can…………………………………. I have no idea. But I love how you did the animation. Love Amelia aka goat simulator fan Ps I LOVE GOATS🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ps please fix that bug and don’t listen to those annoying bad reviews and someone copied you that makes me angry just get it it’s not stupid pilgor needs you. Coffee stain studios, Maybe we can work together but thanks for this game. You are my favorite studio ever!!! Love Amelia

Great game but it randomly crashes. I love the game but it randomly crashes, can you maybe put something in the settings to reduce the graphics so it doesn’t crash?

Just a little bug. It’s an amazing game but there is just one or two glitches the first is it sends me out to my Home Screen on my phone and I have to restart what I was doing and the second one is the egg shell cosmetic shoes that turn u in to an egg is that sometimes when I jump it sends me under the map

Simulated Goat 3. I want to complain that I will replace the goat with an NPC role, but they will still say terrible goats. I hope you can fix this detail.I want to complain that I will replace the goat with an NPC role, but they will still say terrible goats. I hope you can fix this detail.

Good port but not great. I love these games always have. Have this on Xbox and it’s amazing. The phone port….eh not so great. Running iPhone 15 pro max and have massive frame rate issues. There’s not even a graphic setting in order to allow you to adjust this or even favor performance over fidelity. Either way the pro max should be able to run this at 60 fps realistically with 0 issues. Hoping for some performance bug fixes and adjustments it’s a bit hard to play when I’m skipping all over the place due to frame rate drops, and I’m not talking a few fps. I mean like down to 15 or 20 fps at times.

there is one bug. I have been playing this game for awhile now but i can’t baa no more when i tap on my goat nothing happens but when i hold on it i can still emote is there anything i have to do to baa again or is it a bug

SUPER fun!!! ❤️😍👍 but one problem.. Developers read this please. Hello! This game is so FUN! 😁😁✌️ The graphics are amazing and Beautiful! Developers GREAT job on making this game! There are so many things to explore! 😃😃❤️❤️👍🏻👍🏻 The game keeps glitching out after a little while and it’s annoying. I hope that maybe you can fix this problem. It seems that other people might have had this issue too. If you can fix this that would be AWSOME! I also think I heard one of the fake people on the game say a curse word. It was not another player. I hope that you can get rid if that too. Anyway, GREAT GAME! Thanks for reading, have a Wonderful day, keep up the good work, and God bless you!!! :) 😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️❤️

Awesome!. I have an Xbox and when I played it this game on it it was so fun. Then when I got on my iPad it seemed even better the controls are way better than the controller were you need to figure out the buttons. Just one question: will you make more maps?

Wonky achievements. This game is the absolute best but if I’m off-line and completed achievement, it seems like it doesn’t go through even if the achievement is a one time thing like I heard there was an achievement for buying the inexpensive crocs. I tried it out. Nothing seem to happen. Same with me getting the car cave achievement it seems to work for the achievements, but not the rest.

Keep getting kicked. To be honest, I like the game! Although, I probably would like it better if I wouldn’t get kicked out all the time. I keep trying to play the game, and for whatever reason, I keep getting kicked out, for no reason whatsoever. I hate being repeatedly being kicked out over and over again. Please fix this. Please.

The Actual greatest Game to set foot on mobile screens. This game is the most amazing thing I have ever seen on mobile, and It reminds me a lot of Nintendo and PlayStation games. In my opinion I think this game resembles a mix of Legend of Zelda and Grand theft Auto V, it does tend to crash a few times. But it is 100% worth playing this game for 10$, unlike other games like Totk or Botw who cost a whole 70$. All in all I would say that this game works great even on low mobile data, or a weak Wi-Fi, so I can always play this game. Even at family dinners. 🤣

Amazing. This game is amazing! I have been a long time fan of the goat simulator games, and this one takes the series in a whole new direction. The challenges have perfect degree of difficulty. The lore surrounding the farmer is incredibly witty, approachable, yet challenging and fun all at the same time. The ending, which I will not spoil, is really funny and clever. The developers did an amazing job. The structure of the game, the challenges and events, is very effective. It makes the player interact with the entire map and explore. The map and game design in itself is incredibly detailed. There’s so much to explore and so many secrets to uncover. I have very few complaints about this game. However, if I were to be picky, I would have to say that I miss the old animations for the way the goats run. I don’t like the way they move in this new game; it looks very wonky and unnatural. Overall, you cannot go wrong with this game. Thank you creators for bringing this game to us!

Good! But (please Fix Bug). See I LOOoVE This Game Goat Simulator + And The Original TRASH! But goat Simulator 3 FANTASTIC! But one thing… When ever A Cople Seconds Past The Game Kicks Me Out to My Home Screen! I hope No one Else Has This Problem Cause I Barely Can Play it now! pleaaaaaase Fix this Cause I won’t be able To Play Much now But Other Wise I love this game.

Goat simulator 3 is awesome on mobile 🤩 for coffee stain North. The new DLC multiverse of nonsense should be on mobile that will be cool new achievements but the capybara skin that would be cool 😎 and new final boss and new map new missions would be awesome so the mobile players can play to coffee stain north That there will be awesome new mobile controls Coffee stain north please make this if you make it can you please make a trailer I want this game now please 🙏 if you make it it will be awesome 😎 Please I want it now start Working on it please if you can make it separate you can please 🙏 coffin stain Studios please respond. please make it. I want it. do you want more mobile players to play it? This isn’t feedback. I just want a new dlc on mobile

Developers you can see we all have this problem. I would love this if only it wouldn’t crash every 10 minutes please fix this issue . I would have rated this 5 stars if it weren’t for this issue but it is a good game besides the fact that it crashes so much . I recommend playing on a ps5 4 3 2 or1 for better gameplay game experience and graphics. thank you for your time.

Awesome game but problems. I love playing but I took a break for a year because you can’t change the graphics and my iPad can’t handle the graphics and it keeps crashing please make it a feature to change graphics or I will take a long break again but I love the physics and stuff

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Great game. This is the best mobile game ever I had so much fun on my phone how ever i would like it to be able to play it on my 7 gen iPad

PLEASE STOP THE CRASHING. I love goat simulator a lot but I’m just so sick of it crashing please fix it coffee stain I really just want to play the game properly P.S. you’re game’s still great

A bad very problem. In this game everytime i headbutt npcs they some times says s word and a word wich its bad so can you please replace it as oh no and replace the a word as:come closer so i can kick you so please add that to make it i bit kid friendly

Так себе. Сама игра превосходна, НО нет сохранения прогресса, вылеты. Жаль что нету нового DLC :(

Wow impressive. But it would be nice if there were some quest u didn't have to do and some left over from when u beat the boss and also if u guys could make it so that more people could play that would be terrific thank u for reading

Confused. I just purchased this game for my son, but even after re-loading it, if he presses ‘new game’ we get the music and just a black screen. Very upsetting for him. Any idea why this may be happening please?

Super fun game. I just can’t get of the game and I love the graphics so much I just want to play more and more and I don’t want to delete the game because I just love the game so much

Do not buy!. I need to warn anyone thinking of buying this, do not. It crashes every 5 seconds in the city, every 7 seconds in the farms. I once had a competition with my friends on who could crash the fastest. For $15 I expect it not to crash every 2 seconds. Other than that major problem the graphics are alright and the games pretty fun. If you want to buy it expect it to take a full year to finish.

Very good but the octopus is annoying. I wanna start a new game but I get flung away from the octopus every time and it goes everywhere I go

This game is good. This game is the best l love it so much it amazing!!!!❤️ you should definitely get it

is rubbish. i normally play goats 3 on ps5 and wanted to try on mobile dont get this game it crashes every 2 minutes

Writes Masterpiece of History Full of Bugs. I LOVE the Game and it’s Really Fantastic but in this New Update I Have only had Time to Play like around 30 SECONDS of it Before Crashing…. It’s not Good and I Don’t Mean the Game isn’t Good it’s Fantastic But the Crashing Isn’t Good.

Pls fix the game for me and other players. So I have a apple iPad and kicks me out soo much and when I had Samsung and it did not kick me out but when I got a apple IPad it kicks me out I want to play it’s making me cry cus I can’t play😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Love it but…. I love this game! The whole series has been amazing but please fix it It is crashing every single time I play it I have Been trying to go to goat castle for SOOO long but it keeps crashing! Please try and fix this. Thank You!

My game keeps crashing. Hello coffee stain when I keep playing Goat Sim 3 My game keeps crashing I would like you to fix this bug and hopefully it’ll all be resolved. Thank you

I love this game but there is one problem…. Its is a really good game its fun,crazy and interesting but it crashes every single time I play it one my iPad and that is a problem. And why are there goats I can’t get like the Rino and some other I am very confused about that overall its a very fun and good game.

Why not ps4. This game is really fun but if you can get it on Xbox,ps5,pc and iPhone and iPad,why not ps4.i don’t know if its the graphics but why

I have nothing to say. 10/10

Annoying. Really good game but it crashes a lot

A underrated masterpiece. I loved this game on my PS5 but since its getting sold, i bought it on mobile to replay infinitely, i dont have much to say its just amazing 🐐

Love it just some ideas. I absolutely love this game but if it did have the same graphics as the ps5 version it would be amazing and there aren’t as many people if it could be the exact same graphics and everything as the ps5 that would be amazing :)

WE NEED DSL AND MORE. I always wanted to play the dsl but I can’t because of it not being on iPad and I want to play with my friend who has an Xbox but Xbox can’t play with iPad

Keeps crashing. i love this game but every time I play for 2-3 minutes it just crashes. its really annoying could you please fix this

Amazing Game, but it crashes. I really like this game, with great graphics and mini games. But there’s a problem, every 5 minutes or so the game with crash unless I’m in the castle. This problems on my ipad.

Nice but one BIG problem. I love how the game has everything in the mobile version and isn’t missing anything from the PC or console version of the game. The graphics are nice and SUPER FUN. BUT… I would have 5 stars but the game keeps crashing like every 5 minutes and it gets pretty annoying. Luckily it saves you’re progress but it’s still annoying. I don’t know if this happens to anyone else but I also heard that someone had the same issue. Overall it’s worth the money but just be prepared for you’re game to crash.

Goat. Bahhhh

Do not buy keeps kicking me out. But other than that it’s pretty good

Goat simulator 3 complaint. It kicks me out wen I’m playing the game.it suks 😡😡😡😠🤬🤬❌

Didn’t work. Game won’t let me in it keep going black screen on the iPhone 15 pro max

Worst version of Goat Simulator 3. This game shouldn't be watered down, and premium games should include full controller, mouse, and keyboard support. There is a lack of graphical customizations, and the textures appear subpar. Please consider updating the game to provide a complete console-level experience, or alternatively, consider creating a mobile port of Goat Simulator 3.

Just one bug. I really like the game the graphics and gameplay is really good but i have an apple iPad and it keeps crashing every ten or five minutes

The crashes are getting really annoying now. Pls focus on the MOBILE VERSION get rid of the CRASHES, I made CRASHES in full caps so you could see how annoying the crashing is getting Cus u can’t seem to read the other reviews saying the same thing as I am

I’m being completely honest.. I have a PlayStation 4 and I really love and enjoy the goat sim DLCs on the ps4 and my mobile devices. I do not have a ps5 and when I found out goat sim 3 was on mobile I blew up in excitement and shock. I spent $14.99 at the time. I was coming into the game with high hopes until the game first loaded up. When I was moving the ground was all pixelated from the start and from the end and when I move the goat it was is glitchy and laggy. Don’t get me wrong I do not expect this game to be as good as the console version but for a mobile game it’s terrible. I highly do not recommend this game to anybody for $14.99 I do recommend the console version but this mobile app is absolutely terrible to be completely honest. The only good thing about this game is the driving because I really enjoy driving around but it is still glitchy and laggy. I really hope they improve this game overtime but for know it is literally sitting in my iPad for nothing!! Disappointed!

Wasted. Paid 15 dollars for a game that kicks you out every 5 minutes fix it

amazing. Dang I love it

Great game, give us graphics options.. Very fun game, entertains for hours. But would be much better if there were graphics options, so that lower-end devices could also enjoy the advertised graphics.

A Coffee Stained Masterpeice. Thoroughly enjoyed this game on console. The fact that this game is able to run decently on mobile is astounding. Theres no features removed for Mobile from the PC and Console versions. I highly suggest this game to all my friends and family, acquaintances, enemies, bosses, colleagues, the whole nine yards. Would enjoy a performance mode, frame rate does occasionally drop heavily back and fourth. Thank you for being part of my childhood Coffee Stain.

Disappointed. I understand that apps can have issues but for a paid app to have so many is truely disappointing. Wasted money unfortunately in this case. It would be nice if you can prevent the game from kicking me out all the time.

Please fix. It’s a great game but it keeps kicking me out every few minutes. Please debug the game to make it more enjoyable for everyone to play

multiverse of nonsense when?. when will it come out lol

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Keep crashing. Game is really good I like how you can explore the vast world filled with secret and surprise. I got a problems that every 40 minutes of gameplay the game keeps crashing and it’s very annoying the game also doesn’t launch when I am offline I am on an iPad 9th generation so is there any chance to have these bugs fixed please ?

Horrible. Crashes every five seconds stupid game

Not loading. Game so slow and lagging!!

I LOVE THIS GAME. The graphics are incredbil4 the game is fully open, and just playing it make you feel its on console, ive played on console and beleive me the game is just AS GOOD!!

Amazing game. This is a huge step up from goat simulator all this events that are related to something in real life and for a mobile game this is amazing Keep up the good work

Kept crashing, had to get refunded. A shame. Our kid was loving it but even a 7yo has his limits ;)

Add dlc. Pleeeaaase add dlc anything!!! Pleaseee! Old maps on new platform, new maps, anything!!

It crashes a lot. It’s really fun but it keeps crashing every 5 minutes please fix this

G.O.A.T. This game is awesome! From good graphics, to multiplayer, to finding trinkets and doing quests to cure your boredom, this game is worth the money! Totally recommend! Just one thing, PLEASE ADD ONLINE!

The G.O.A.T. Goat simulator 3 is the best game ever it entertains me and my friends all the time.

It is the GOAT. This game I have been waiting weeks for it to come out. It is exactly like the Xbox/ PS5 version

Can’t Change Username. 10/10 fun game! But when I’m playing with my friend, I can notice that my username is not what I want it to be. Is there a way to change it or not? Thanks :) fun game - blahooga

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The game crashes uncontrollably alot and i dont know why, besides that this game is amazing

Love it. Absolutely love this game but please add more settings like touch sensitivity and camera control options.

I LOVE IT. I know it’s going to be great because I am a very big fan of goat sim even though I didn’t even played it!!!!!!!!🐐🥰😍😀😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😁😆😆

Crashy goat. New ipad, but the game crashes every few minutes. This needs an update fix very soon. Players should consider holding off on purchase until the fix is made.

Great but…. It’s a great game but can you plz furnish more houses so I can roleplay but great game.i recommend it.it also keeps crashing every few minutes and resets to last checkpoint really great but plz fix

More players. The game is good just add more players

Wont load. Nice but an you fix not loading? I continued it but it won’t load! It’s just all black

Great game but…. It’s a absolute great game and a big step up from the previous one, but can you make a way to play with more than two players and add a way to get rid of no no words

two requests. This game crashes a lot even after many updates Please fix And please add the multiverse of nonsense DLC

Isn’t the Goat supposed to move?. Of course it is but mine wont move. There is nothing in HELP to help me. I’m asking for my money back.

Keeps crashing. On iPad 9 it keeps crashing PLEASE FIX THIS

Low graphics please. Maybe for mobile players that crash make it an option to go low graphics so it doesn’t crash. Really great game tho

Game is fine but requires more settings. I have played the game on pc and it was basically what I expected, but while playing the mobile version, I noticed that the game is stuck on 30 fps with no way to adjust it, and it also lacks and don't have settings even like sensitivity and basic stuff. The game is all good like that I said, but I still hope there will be control/display settings added in the future.

1 star. Every 2 min it kick you out no matter what you do so don’t buy in till big is fixed

Goat sim. The best game ever it it worth it but it glitches sometimes like kicks me to the Home Screen when I’m doing multiplayer

Crash. Crash on IPad 9 gen….

A port at launch. This game is phenomenal and humorous just as it’s predecessors. The quality of this mobile port is acceptable I’d say, performance is hitchy though and looking around makes me feel like I only have a 100dpi mouse lol. I wish graphics options or video options were tweakable but OG goat sim wasn’t either. Tested on iPhone 13 Pro Max I have yet to test on older compatible devices such as iPhone SE 2016 or iPod Touch 7

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Amazing game. This game is amazing but the only issue is that it will black screen and crash after a certain amount of minutes.

Best game. This is one of the best games I played can’t wait for more In the future keep it up

GREAT GAME just a bug. After playing for a while If you get in the car the controls to drive it disappear please look into this

Good but…. So I’ve pretty much beaten the game but I can’t cause there’s events where you need to bah and I can’t. update you can bahhh

Suggestion. For the human goat, if you could make it so you could customize your human to your liking, it would be amazing :)) so… if you could make a catalog of things for the human… uhh… yea. Thanks guys >:3

Way too laggy. Whenever I try to complete a challenge that A. Requires parkour or B. Requires a longer play session the game glitches me out of the app and I lose all my progress. Either add graphics settings so I can lower them to make it run smoother or fix the glitches entirely. I am not paying 13 dollars for the developers to slack off. DO BETTER.

Please stop the crashing. Every time I try to play it lasts for like a minute until it crashes but other then that its fine 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Amazing but always crashing. This is a really good game but it kept sending me back to my Home Screen like every 20 minutes but I was fine with that, but now I can’t even make it a full minute without it crashing. Waste of money

Goat simulator is awesome but…... Every time I play crash every 1-3 minutes and it is really hard to play with out it crashing constantly.

Amazing! But lags. I tried this game at my friends house and I thought it was pretty cool! So I got it on my IPad and then played it… and realized it lags sooooooooo much. It’s quite unfortunate. But otherwise this is the best game ever!

Stop lagging😠. I love this game but it lags a lot on my ipad.i love this game I want to play it a lot and the reviews are super great👍 but when I drive cars it kicks me out please make it stop so I can play it because really want to play thank you😞

Help with door. Okay so when I try to go into the door on top of the swekia my game freezes and I have to close and open the game again can you help?

Amazing. This game is AMAZING thank you coffee stain for making this, there is so much more to do in this game like events, minigames, collect items, and so much more. In my opinion, this game is spotless.

Great game, lackluster port. I wish I had better things to say. I really enjoyed this game on PS5, but this iOS port needs work. In my short time with this port two issues jumped out in particular. 1) Performance: It stutters quite badly on an iPhone 14 Pro. It would be nice to have some graphics options to improve performance. 2) Controller Support: while this game does support the use of controllers, there’s no way to hide the onscreen touch interface. It’s incredibly distracting and rendered the game unplayable for me. I’d love to play this on my phone so I hope these issues are resolved soon! In the meantime, I would steer clear.

Cannibanana achievement not working. This game is amazing, but I can’t seem to get the Cannibanana achievement. I did all the steps and it does not work. I could use some help.

Great but fix it. Good game, a thousand times better than the old one, but it crashes every few minutes and it’s really annoying.

Fun game minor bugs with back bone. Back bone app has this listed as a compatible game, but have minor issues during gameplay. Overall the game is fun, but controller support would be great

Goat sim 3 crash. The game is fine but the only issue I have with it is when you play, it tends to randomly crash at random times. Not sure what the issue is but makes the game almost unplayable at times.

Best game ever. Being able to play on the go is amazing and the dove should do cross platform gaming with phones and ps5

Update: They fixed it!. There’s a bug in which I won’t get this gear on my body when I flip the table. Please fix this!

Fine. During playing the game it keeps kicking me out! I play for like 30 min and kicks me out please fix it.

You could add... They could add the dlc add-ons to mobile too. Like I saw “multiverse of nonsense DLC” On ps5 and I really wanted it so I checked mobile and it wasn’t there so I’m writing this review so they might add it. (Please add the DLC versions to mobile 🥺)

Pls add goat simulator two. Pls add goat simulator two I have have Been in playing it since it came out and really wanna see goat simulator two more events dlcs and yes like April Fools Day the goat is able to shape shift to the nearest person

New quests. Can you add some new events, and the flamingo from goat simulator 1? I finished all the events multiple times

When will the new dlc come to mobile. When will it

Great Game… But…. This is altogether an amazing game… But… There is some things that people may be having problems with… •Not Enough Skins… •The Human you Play As Would be much better if you could open a menu and customize your human instead of it randomly Generating All The Time… •Please Add Slender Goat Again (The Slender Goat From Goat City Bay) Also Please Make It So You Can Play As Slender Goat •More Easter Eggs Please… Especially Scary Ones :) ;) Other than these! THIS GAME IS GREAT!!!! BEAUTIFUL GRAPHICS AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

It’s good but one small issue. The issue is that it keeps crashing and that’s why it’s 4 and not 5 stars but it’s a really good game 👍approved

Game does not load. I bought this game because my son asked, however, he can’t even play it because it does not even load a new game. I have tried unistalling and installing again and restarting the phone. Eve still, the game only plays a happy music and a pitch black screen

Crashes. Very nice game but keeps crashing more and more frequent every time I play. No other issues, frame rate good, stuff is rendering, but it just crashes. At least it’s relatively fast loading back up the game

Not bad. I mean, for a game that can even run on previous generation consoles, this runs ok on my phone 12. It does crash pretty frequently and the frame rate is all over the place, but it never usually goes below 15 frames. Overall it’s ok.

THIS GAME IS AWSOME but…. For some reason it keeps on kicking me out for no reason, like I only have limited time. So I would like if you could maybe post a way in your bio if the problem occurs more and more. But anyway, THIS GAME IS AWSOME. It’s way better than the pocket edition.

Goat. My friend David let me play this game at his house and I loved it the moment I started so I got the game at my house and I’ve been playing it ever since,and it it is probably my favorite game ever.

One of the instinct won’t work. I have it on Xbox. And I have 98 out of 99 instincts. The instinct is turn reporter nick famzl into a dare devil. please fix this is the last thing I need to do in the game.

Great but LAGGY. I love this game but I’m having some troubles… The game keeps lagging. It keeps glitching when I’m about to complete an instinct or event,, I live this game but it could be less laggy… Amazing shaders by the way!!!

Very good but it keeps crashing (pls read). So this is a very good game that I always play but it keeps crashing even if I’m not multiplayer and pls add a low quality mode

It is good but. every single time when I hit a wall or fall to fast and hit the floor it kicks me out of the game than I have to log back in

Good game. This game is the best I always end up having fun but I kinda wish there was guns I know it’s a kids game but why not

Fix the graphics. On my ipad my game keeps crashing you should add graphics settings

very amazing game but i have a problem.. i love this game so much it is very fun and also has more options than in the first one. but i am having a problem. it keeps crashing me out of the game once in a few minutes. it makes me very sad because the game is really fun. if the developers read this, could you fix the bug please?

Good game but. It needs to be were you can be a deer and other animals

Black screen why?. The game is bugged on my device so that the game when started doesn’t work and just shows a black screen only and I don’t know what to do so please fix it

Crashes. It keeps crashing after a couple minutes and I don’t know why, I have enough space on my device but it just keeps crashing, I would like this to be fixed

Biggest issue. I love every aspect of the game and acknowledge every goat simulator game crashes once in a while, but the constant crashes on this game are ridiculous and make it nearly unplayable can't play longer than 2 minutes without it crashing. Hope the devs fix this soon.

Good but can use some improvements. So the new update didn’t really do much because the game still only works for 10-20mins but other than that it’s a great game

Goat simulator. It’s a great game and all but sometimes my game crashes when I roam around the map and completely quests Maybe can you try and fix that because I’m on a iPhone XR

What the feck. Downloaded this for my son last night, and the game has kicked him out over 30 times last night and today about 20 times. What is going on? How do we fix this? We checked for an update to remedy it,and there isn’t one.

Best game I’ve ever played. This game is amazing 10 out of 10 wood recommend once you download this game. It has a great storyline. It has a gray sense of humor this is the best game I’ve ever ever played

Fix this.. good game but it keeps kicking me out of the app! Please fix this bug don’t just keep saying that it’s fun to always get kicked out of the app pleeeeeeeaaassee fix it goodbye

It’s good. First of all let me say that this is an amazing game ported to mobile devices. Developers, please read this review and fix these things . Stop bodies from respawning in the same area and let them be where they died . Fix the crashing

Good game but the crashing is bad. So I love goat simulator and I got the game today but the game keeps crashing every 30 minutes. Coffee Stain can you please fix this bug? I love your games.