Goat Simulator 3 Game Reviews

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As expected, excellent and funny game. I love the game, but on my iPad 9th generation it crashes every so often. It was crashing about every 5 minutes, then after an update it was crashing a lot less often, but over more hours of playing the crashes grew more frequent again, like every 3-5 minutes of gameplay now. I wonder if clearing the cache every so often might help, though it may not, but I don't think iPads let me clear the cache. Powering the device off then on doesn't seem to help.

Crashes and not enough skins. I have the 9th generation IPad and the game crashes! I need a option too turn the graphics low or high. Once you do that I also have to say there is lack of skins. Please add more skins. Once you do those I will give it 5 stars.

Good but... Ok I LOVE this game and I am happy that they came out on mobile but… there is a bug that annoys me, I play for a while and then it kicks me out of the app, I can play for quite a while before getting kicked like 5 - 20 minutes then it puts me at my Home Screen, I am figuring out if I don’t have enough room cause it happened on a old redownload game but I’m not sure and I would be very thankful if this gets checked out, thank you for your time and patience

Great but not perfect…. The game itself is great and has better graphics than the original goat simulator, but i keep getting kicked out of the game after a while, sometimes not even 20 seconds pass and Im just kicked out of the game. Also the whistleblower event just keeps restarting every time I get kicked out of the game. So thats the reason I removed a star, so please fix this glitch and then I will give 5 stars. So other than that the game itself is great.

Crashes. Very nice game but keeps crashing more and more frequent every time I play. No other issues, frame rate good, stuff is rendering, but it just crashes. At least it’s relatively fast loading back up the game

GREAT GAME just a bug. After playing for a while If you get in the car the controls to drive it disappear please look into this

Great game but it randomly crashes. I love the game but it randomly crashes, can you maybe put something in the settings to reduce the graphics so it doesn’t crash?

Goat simulator 2. Why would you go from goat simulator, goat, simulator, three make goat simulator, 2 by the way, five stars best game I ever played

Best game. This is one of the best games I played can’t wait for more In the future keep it up

very amazing game but i have a problem.. i love this game so much it is very fun and also has more options than in the first one. but i am having a problem. it keeps crashing me out of the game once in a few minutes. it makes me very sad because the game is really fun. if the developers read this, could you fix the bug please?

I don’t like it anymore. I want my money back this game is super laggy and it is not worth the money give me my money back I’m going to buy Minecraft just give me it back I don’t wanna waste on the piece of junk because it’s super trash I hope in the future it’s not trash and goat sim 1 is way better

Best game to play when your bored. It’s very fun I’ve been playing goat simulator since 2019 and this game has improved a lot (I have played gs3 since release also) I haven’t tried it with multiplayer yet, but I hope you see this coffee stain :)

Best game but…. When I play it for a few seconds or minutes it lags me out can you help with that for example like I don’t know make us see more farther or something. This game is good btw. Thanks you :)

Good game but needs new gout characters.. This game is really amazing but what if we add new characters like a godzillasaurus whith an atomic breath, a crocodile, a sea monster for massive destruction, and a dragon with a fire breathing beam for total amounts of destruction. Please 🙏🏻 create these new characters for use. Thank you 😊

Keep getting kicked. To be honest, I like the game! Although, I probably would like it better if I wouldn’t get kicked out all the time. I keep trying to play the game, and for whatever reason, I keep getting kicked out, for no reason whatsoever. I hate being repeatedly being kicked out over and over again. Please fix this. Please.

My favorite. I’ve purchased all the past goat games from these creators. They are very clever with there work, and you can tell they put a lot of time into creating there amazing goat games :) I’ve already played this new one for almost a dozen hours in just a week! I love them! Keep up the great work!!!

Goat. My friend David let me play this game at his house and I loved it the moment I started so I got the game at my house and I’ve been playing it ever since,and it it is probably my favorite game ever.

Goat sim 3 is great but…. It always crashes when I’m playing it so can you try to fix that

Frat desk. There’s a bug in which I won’t get this gear on my back when I flip the table. Please fix this!

there is one bug. I have been playing this game for awhile now but i can’t baa no more when i tap on my goat nothing happens but when i hold on it i can still emote is there anything i have to do to baa again or is it a bug

Fun game minor bugs with back bone. Back bone app has this listed as a compatible game, but have minor issues during gameplay. Overall the game is fun, but controller support would be great

One of my favorite games. I literally couldn’t stop thinking about goat simulator 3 when I heard it was coming to mobile since I played ever other goat simulator game when I was younger and I loved them so much

Thank you for making goat simulator 3 for mobile devices. You are the best

Stop it from crashing. Do it

My favorite dev company 💀. Thanks for adding this game to mobile coffee stain, but I was just wondering. Are guys going to make a new map for gout simulator 3? I know how long it takes to actually do such a thing but if you do, can you make the oil rig in the background a place you can visit or like a cruise ship. Just a suggestion also can’t for more lore about this game franchise.💀

Suggestion. For the human goat, if you could make it so you could customize your human to your liking, it would be amazing :)) so… if you could make a catalog of things for the human… uhh… yea. Thanks guys >:3

Way too laggy. Whenever I try to complete a challenge that A. Requires parkour or B. Requires a longer play session the game glitches me out of the app and I lose all my progress. Either add graphics settings so I can lower them to make it run smoother or fix the glitches entirely. I am not paying 13 dollars for the developers to slack off. DO BETTER.

Not bad. I mean, for a game that can even run on previous generation consoles, this runs ok on my phone 12. It does crash pretty frequently and the frame rate is all over the place, but it never usually goes below 15 frames. Overall it’s ok.

Good port but not great. I love these games always have. Have this on Xbox and it’s amazing. The phone port….eh not so great. Running iPhone 15 pro max and have massive frame rate issues. There’s not even a graphic setting in order to allow you to adjust this or even favor performance over fidelity. Either way the pro max should be able to run this at 60 fps realistically with 0 issues. Hoping for some performance bug fixes and adjustments it’s a bit hard to play when I’m skipping all over the place due to frame rate drops, and I’m not talking a few fps. I mean like down to 15 or 20 fps at times.

Best game ever even though if it’s glitchy!. I don’t really care if this game is very glitchy it’s just about having fun and playing around in the game I was so hyped whenever this release it for the App Store so I downloaded it and now I’m having tons of fun with it! I don’t really care what you say about this game. It’s my opinion.

Game is great but... iPad Pro with M1 and performance is not that great. I know this device is more than capable of running this game as resident evil village runs smoother. Please add a video section. Also controller support..

Good when worked but stuck on black screen when trying to load or start new game…. Loved the game plan to get when comes on steam, however recently had to uninstall due to it not loading and even if I reinstall don’t work yet.

Are you like this game but I wish there was more things to do. It would be better if you didn’t have to move your camera like every three seconds Anna I’ve been playing more games on my iPad and I was not been playing it that recently so they should updated like a bunch and I found like the twirly ballerinas that turn into a tornado so don’t ask me

Great Game… But…. This is altogether an amazing game… But… There is some things that people may be having problems with… •Not Enough Skins… •The Human you Play As Would be much better if you could open a menu and customize your human instead of it randomly Generating All The Time… •Please Add Slender Goat Again (The Slender Goat From Goat City Bay) Also Please Make It So You Can Play As Slender Goat •More Easter Eggs Please… Especially Scary Ones :) ;) Other than these! THIS GAME IS GREAT!!!! BEAUTIFUL GRAPHICS AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Relay fun game I love it. It’s a really fun and amazing game you can summon new see you you can become a fly if you really want to, you can get swallowed by a whale drowning people in the water is fun to do not let them out. I’m serious kill them all or else.🐐🔪🩸 besides that you can learn to fly just start going crazy become a shark in a jet pack. There’s nothing to do stopping you from making absolute destruction. I recommend you play this. And have a good time.

An outstanding Goat Simulator Sequal. Well Coffee Stain, you did it again. You made yet another amazing and outstanding Goat Simulator game. I have played the original Goat Simulator for a while now. I got all of the mobile games, and the Nintendo Switch version, so of course I was excited to see one of my favorite all time video game series get ported over to mobile. I really enjoy this new entry a lot. It is fun, and brings plenty of new content and features to the table, while retaining some of the classic Goat Simulator charm like seen before. Additionally, the amount of content that is in this game is mind blowing, especially since this appears to be the full map that is seen on the PC/9th Gen Console Versions. However, there is one small issue, which has to be how often it crashes. Now, I understand I signed up for this when I got the mobile version instead of getting it on a PC or console, but it can be quite annoying at times. I hope this gets patched in the future. Other than this, this is a fantastic game that I hope to sink many more hours into!

Certified Fresh? More like Certified CRASH.. game crashes when I try to get the achievement. FIX THIS.

It a great game. Does this game have to many updates same and same every time I update and tomorrow another one and other one

Black screen why?. The game is bugged on my device so that the game when started doesn’t work and just shows a black screen only and I don’t know what to do so please fix it

Game does not load. I bought this game because my son asked, however, he can’t even play it because it does not even load a new game. I have tried unistalling and installing again and restarting the phone. Eve still, the game only plays a happy music and a pitch black screen

Really good. The game is super fun and I’ve been waiting very long to play it, but the game crashes fast when I’m using only 5.8 giga bytes out of 50gb, and the game loads fast, but it also crashes faster! I can’t walk to do an event without crashing more than ten times!

Fun but glitches. I was driving a taxi car then the game crashed it crashes a lot please fix and it’s not compatible with so much devices

Not compatable. I have an iPhone 15 pro and every time I try to open up the game it just shows a black screen with some music playing. Even after powering off my phone nothing changed. I’m very upset. 👎

Good but.. I have been a fan of goat sim for a very long time! I even have pocket edition downloaded. This port is great but every once in a while it will crash, which ruins the fun when your trying to play and your game just crashes, so please fix this.

Good, but. Good game but crashes I wish there were more skins and can you add back slender goat, and make him a skin but it’s definitely the best Goat Simulator version

Really good game. Really good game and super enjoyable experience to play as a goat with super powers. One request would be to optimize the game for controller support.

Great game but save file corruption. The game is great and there is tons to do but I’ve had my save file corrupted 5 times on my iPad. I don’t know what to do but starting over every time is getting old fast. If this can get fixed I would definitely give it 5 stars.

Great but LAGGY. I love this game but I’m having some troubles… The game keeps lagging. It keeps glitching when I’m about to complete an instinct or event,, I live this game but it could be less laggy… Amazing shaders by the way!!!

Keep getting kicked out. Few minutes into the game, I get kicked out. Restart and try again, same glitch over and over again since goat simulator 3 came out. No update available so I know that’s not the issue.

Great game, lackluster port. I wish I had better things to say. I really enjoyed this game on PS5, but this iOS port needs work. In my short time with this port two issues jumped out in particular. 1) Performance: It stutters quite badly on an iPhone 14 Pro. It would be nice to have some graphics options to improve performance. 2) Controller Support: while this game does support the use of controllers, there’s no way to hide the onscreen touch interface. It’s incredibly distracting and rendered the game unplayable for me. I’d love to play this on my phone so I hope these issues are resolved soon! In the meantime, I would steer clear.

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A underrated masterpiece. I loved this game on my PS5 but since its getting sold, i bought it on mobile to replay infinitely, i dont have much to say its just amazing 🐐

I’m being completely honest.. I have a PlayStation 4 and I really love and enjoy the goat sim DLCs on the ps4 and my mobile devices. I do not have a ps5 and when I found out goat sim 3 was on mobile I blew up in excitement and shock. I spent $14.99 at the time. I was coming into the game with high hopes until the game first loaded up. When I was moving the ground was all pixelated from the start and from the end and when I move the goat it was is glitchy and laggy. Don’t get me wrong I do not expect this game to be as good as the console version but for a mobile game it’s terrible. I highly do not recommend this game to anybody for $14.99 I do recommend the console version but this mobile app is absolutely terrible to be completely honest. The only good thing about this game is the driving because I really enjoy driving around but it is still glitchy and laggy. I really hope they improve this game overtime but for know it is literally sitting in my iPad for nothing!! Disappointed!

Great game. This is the best mobile game ever I had so much fun on my phone how ever i would like it to be able to play it on my 7 gen iPad

Didn’t work. Game won’t let me in it keep going black screen on the iPhone 15 pro max

Great game, give us graphics options.. Very fun game, entertains for hours. But would be much better if there were graphics options, so that lower-end devices could also enjoy the advertised graphics.

Wasted. Paid 15 dollars for a game that kicks you out every 5 minutes fix it

Pls help me. When I play it keeps on kicking me out so please can you fix it😭😭😭😭😭

A Coffee Stained Masterpeice. Thoroughly enjoyed this game on console. The fact that this game is able to run decently on mobile is astounding. Theres no features removed for Mobile from the PC and Console versions. I highly suggest this game to all my friends and family, acquaintances, enemies, bosses, colleagues, the whole nine yards. Would enjoy a performance mode, frame rate does occasionally drop heavily back and fourth. Thank you for being part of my childhood Coffee Stain.

You need this game. This game is just beautiful the other goat simulator games were great but THIS tops it by far this game can allow you to Ragdoll do goofy quests play with others destroy every living being and can make global warning this game is a masterpiece

Love it just some ideas. I absolutely love this game but if it did have the same graphics as the ps5 version it would be amazing and there aren’t as many people if it could be the exact same graphics and everything as the ps5 that would be amazing :)

Worst version of Goat Simulator 3. This game shouldn't be watered down, and premium games should include full controller, mouse, and keyboard support. There is a lack of graphical customizations, and the textures appear subpar. Please consider updating the game to provide a complete console-level experience, or alternatively, consider creating a mobile port of Goat Simulator 3.

amazing. Dang I love it

I have nothing to say. 10/10

Wow impressive. But it would be nice if there were some quest u didn't have to do and some left over from when u beat the boss and also if u guys could make it so that more people could play that would be terrific thank u for reading

JUST LAG ADD OPTIMISATION. Can you pls just add it, my game lags and crashes all the time, can you fix this choosing things In the settings

My game keeps crashing. Hello coffee stain when I keep playing Goat Sim 3 My game keeps crashing I would like you to fix this bug and hopefully it’ll all be resolved. Thank you

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It crashes a lot. It’s really fun but it keeps crashing every 5 minutes please fix this

1 star. Every 2 min it kick you out no matter what you do so don’t buy in till big is fixed

Crashy goat. New ipad, but the game crashes every few minutes. This needs an update fix very soon. Players should consider holding off on purchase until the fix is made.

Can’t Change Username. 10/10 fun game! But when I’m playing with my friend, I can notice that my username is not what I want it to be. Is there a way to change it or not? Thanks :) fun game - blahooga

Some requests. This game crashes a lot even after the updates Please fix it and please also put in a child mode That makes certain elements of the game more appropriate for kids and sensitive people and bleeps out the swear words

More players. The game is good just add more players

Horrible. Crashes every five seconds stupid game

Isn’t the Goat supposed to move?. Of course it is but mine wont move. There is nothing in HELP to help me. I’m asking for my money back.

It is the GOAT. This game I have been waiting weeks for it to come out. It is exactly like the Xbox/ PS5 version

Amazing game. This is a huge step up from goat simulator all this events that are related to something in real life and for a mobile game this is amazing Keep up the good work

Love it. Absolutely love this game but please add more settings like touch sensitivity and camera control options.

Wont load. Nice but an you fix not loading? I continued it but it won’t load! It’s just all black

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The game crashes uncontrollably alot and i dont know why, besides that this game is amazing

A port at launch. This game is phenomenal and humorous just as it’s predecessors. The quality of this mobile port is acceptable I’d say, performance is hitchy though and looking around makes me feel like I only have a 100dpi mouse lol. I wish graphics options or video options were tweakable but OG goat sim wasn’t either. Tested on iPhone 13 Pro Max I have yet to test on older compatible devices such as iPhone SE 2016 or iPod Touch 7

I LOVE IT. I know it’s going to be great because I am a very big fan of goat sim even though I didn’t even played it!!!!!!!!🐐🥰😍😀😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😁😆😆

G.O.A.T. This game is awesome! From good graphics, to multiplayer, to finding trinkets and doing quests to cure your boredom, this game is worth the money! Totally recommend!

Low graphics please. Maybe for mobile players that crash make it an option to go low graphics so it doesn’t crash. Really great game tho

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Wow good game loved it. I pre-ordered it October and December 4, 2023 I got early access at 11 pm at night so that’s all I loved it

Disappointed. why is it called “Goat Simulator 3” If you Can’t even baa. I’m halfway completed with the game but I can’t because I need to baaa in some missions, fix the bug immediately.

Lol. This is the best graphics out of all the goat simulator Mobile games. I love it!

Game is great but... iPad Pro with M1 and performance is not that great. I know this device is more than capable of running this game as resident evil village runs smoother. Please add a video section. Also controller support..

Good but…. So I’ve pretty much beaten the game but I can’t cause there’s events where you need to bah and I can’t

Crashing. Devs please patch a bug that it keeps kicking me out please fix it I’m trying to get certified fresh but it keeps kicking me out so patch it please thanks

still a good port but it missing something. the cars need better control

Crashing. The game is great but it keeps crashing.

Wasted money. It kicks me out every single time I try to get in and I can’t play! Fix the issue and I might consider playing again

Why is the boss fight so hard?. Why did you add find the farmer or die!!!?!?!?

Not compatable. I have an iPhone 15 pro and every time I try to open up the game it just shows a black screen with some music playing. Even after powering off my phone nothing changed. I’m very upset. 👎

Runs awful on iPhone 14 pro. I never request refunds but will for this game. Pop in, stuttering, audio skips. It’s unplayable in its current form.

It is the best game in the world. It is the best game in the world

Best game ever 😍. i love this game its so fun 🤩 it has no ads it has brought me endless joy

fix this bug please. it keeps crashing every 2-3 minutes

good but a little buggy. This is a great and fun game, however in some parts of the game it lags really bad. 😁 I love this game!!

Controller input is bugged. Controllers are bugged in game. The game interprets a single button press as two making the game unplayable with a controller. There are absolutely no graphics/performance or controller settings so have fun with the sensitivity.

Good but not. I loved this game until randomly my save corrupted and I lost EVERYTHING.

Kick out. Overall it is a great game! But it keeps kicking me out

Yeah no this game is just good but no. This game is good and all but I just finished playing and THE GAME CRASHES THEN MY SAVE HAS BEEN CORRUPTED AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD AND NOW IT’S GONE THIS GAME IS NOT WORTH THE 13 DOLLARS BUY NEVER AGAIN I WILL PLAY THIS GAME

Constant freezing and crashing. Very difficult to play with the performance issues

Goat game. This is one of the best games ever.I have it on my Xbox and it’s good and I’m so happy it’s on mobile

Epicly cool. This game is epic BUT it CRASH’S and it make’s me rage😡 and it makes me want to smash the screen 📺

Certified Fresh? More like Certified CRASH.. game crashes when I try to get the achievement. FIX THIS.

Goat. I can’t get in to it

Glitch. I cant do practicing shrink because i cant baa

Excellent!. Tho we need a sensitivity setting.

Pretty good. All this really needs is a graphic update so it looks as good as possible.

I like it.. Great game but the pilfer just needs a beard a goat beard. Like Billy goats. Male

Nice port but…. Looks great and runs pretty well. However, controller support isn’t great and there doesn’t seem to be cloud saving.

Please put in feather goat. And the egg quest but goat simulator 3 is very fun one of my favorite games

The game can barely work. I previously had an iPad. Seven generation I played goat simulator three On Xbox and I loved it. the only problem was because it was on Xbox. I couldn’t bring it everywhere like I can with my iPad. because all the other goat simulators are on iPad. I was hoping that Goat Simulator three would release on iPad as well. And when It was announced. to be coming to mobile I was excited and when it came out because I had the iPad seventh generation it wouldn’t work so I got an iPad ninth generation for Christmas to play Goat Simulator three and when I played it after like 15 minutes, it crashed and normally things crash on iPad so I wasn’t too concerned but the next time I played it, it crashed again after the same amount of time so I was kind of wondering if there’s something wrong then I played it again and the same thing happened so I looked to see if I had any updates needed for the iPad or the game and I didn’t have anything so I waited for a while to see if there were any updates. Then After a update I played it again and it crashed after 15 minutes again so I looked up some tactics on how to fix games crashing And I tried everything I tried to restart the iPad I tried To fix the game settings, I tried deleting the game and reinstalling and nothing worked so I eventually looked up on Google and found on Reddit that it seems to be a specific issue for an iPad 9 generation If you could try and fix this issue for this specific iPad, I would love it After it got an update, I tried it one more time, and I can’t go 2 seconds without it nearly crashing so it got worse please try and fix the game for iPad ninth generation

✅💯. its not 60fps but it’s still a playable fps but one thing you should add is a sensitivity slider

Why. I got the game but when I tapped on it the screen went black a I tried it again and again and couldn’t play it for some reason fix it

I love this game. It’s good

Good game but little bit more goats. Pls put feather goat in mobile

Wow. I love it so much and I love playing in multiplayer and it’s looks so cool :D

Keeps kicking me off. Every 3 or 4 minutes it kicks me off the game coffee stain please fix this glitch

If you like drama this game is for you. This is one dramatic goat game but I love it so download it if you like drama

Pls help. My save file got corrupted and I lost all my equipment and gears and I keep getting kicked out from the game it is making me so mad I spent 13 dollars on this

its so laggy. can you fix this bug my game crashes a lot can you fix that and ill give a 5 star

It’s fun. Hi 👋 I just want to ask a question can you fix it so it doesnt kick me out plz

Good game. Ive played this on my ps5 and I finished it. But every 10 minutes i get kicked out from the game.

Worst. Crashed 13 bucks for a port no ads

HELP. I’ve already spent 5 hours nonstop playing this game yeah its great play it

Great but a few issues. It’s a great game. I love the features, but the frame rate and performance aren’t the greatest. I’d love to see y’all update and improve the game.

It’s OK i. I love the game, but it keeps kicking me out. The app game is amazing and all but please fix this.

Amazing but I had a bug.. Idk I can’t play a game it’s annoying for all my progress. I played for five hours.

Keeps crashing. Game keeps on crashing on iPad! It needs a bug fix

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