Goat Simulator

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iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat

Goat Simulator App Description & Overview

The applications Goat Simulator was published in the category Games on 2014-09-17 and was developed by Coffee Stain Studios AB. The file size is 436.06 MB. The current version is 1.9.7 and works well on 8.0 and high ios versions.

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Goat Simulator Reviews


Garbage and pointless, you would have to be high to play!  Cuba537  1 star

What a stupid stupid and pointless game, this thing is clumsy, useless, boring and just plain annoying, deleted immediately. These people must be in drugs to create a crap game such as this! You would have to be high to play this garbage!


Awesome  Jpjpjpjpjoijwkwheheuo  5 star

Can you make the next one like a fnaf version please👍🏻


Goat Pack Awful.  UltraFluffyWolfy  1 star

I bought a this original game for $5, right? I then spent $3 on the pack. So I spent $9 total along with a $1 tax. I had $25 dollars and now O have $16 from buying Goat Simulator itself and a pack. But the reason why I’m complaining is that when I bought the pack, I got all of the apps. But, I deleted some because it took up my space. But then a day later, I wanted to install the apps back but it says I have to buy the apps again. But, it says that I already purchased the pack but it says that I have to pay for the apps. Without the original Goat Simulator, I wasted $4 for nothing. I’m just a kid and I always wished for Goat Simulator for Christmas. But, it’s just seems I got ripped of $4 dollars for the pack that I bought but says I didn’t buy. Disappointing. Even more disappointing when this is coming from a kid who isn’t close to being a teen yet.


Great game but I have a bug to report  Emobtm  5 star

(Spoilers ahead) There is a bug with the hitchhiker goat where the whale doesn’t fall out of the sky. Other than that, great game


Amazing ⭐️!  Teapot1359  5 star

This game is sooo awesome! The creators were right, this game is is kinda stupid. But it’s worth buying! It’s so fun to just destroy stuff because I know that in real life I can’t do that! I’ve literally spent hours playing this game!!! Also, this game has no levels, so you can play forever! And I’m this game in order to unlock goats you have to complete a clue, so it has a puzzle aspect as well!


They’re awesome  EpictheDon22  5 star

I had a small issue they fixed and it is an amazing game!!!! 10 stars

jen callahan

Its great but one thing  jen callahan  4 star

Hi Coffee Stain I love your game it is a fun game to play when im bored but the only thing is it doesnt save and it crashes i would really enjoy it if you fixed that⭐️


Don’t waste money  Zergrush  1 star

Littered with bugs. Graphics clip. Rocket goat is literally uncontrollable.


Amazing Game  ConcondeJesus  5 star

Definitely one of the best games on the iPhone. Here’s a fun thing to do: In the main town, attach to one of the cars that pass by, and stay attached. After the car goes in the tunnel, wait for a bit. When the car teleports to the other side of the map to pass through the town again, your tongue will follow the car, and you’ll fly to the other side of the town. You can even let go while you’re being pulled by your tongue and fly up into the air.

Sifu Emir

Pure Stupidity..!  Sifu Emir  1 star

Cheap graphics, idiotic mentality...


A few changes with the ink goat if your making it please?  DaChop  4 star

Hi coffee stain studios! I just wanted a few changes if thats ok? Please make the ink goat in the goat selection look like theirs ink coming out please? And also please keep its power and model look the same and with ink covering it up completely. And please make the ink goat create 5 messes of ink on the ground and if the player makes it fire more and if theres alot of mess some of them will disappear because their can only be five and if the humans are inked there model will be covered up completely by ink but they will still be alive but please keep what i said in the review i made out about the ink goat so bye have a great day. 😊😊👏👏


AWSOME but....  哦金海湖  4 star

It’s my fav game but there is something wrong when I completed a challenge I feel obviously happy but 2 min later it says that I haven’t done it yet. Please fix this


Must Buy  gwanhead  5 star

Hands down best goat simulator I’ve ever used.

gam suks

two player goat sim  gam suks  5 star

on xbox360 it has 2 player!!!😁😁😁😁🤑🤑👍🏻


Great game  ALPHA_SCRUFFTY  5 star

This game is great if you are looking for a bit of a challenge with excellent rag doll physics!!!


OLD GOAT  BlastoiseDaBoss  3 star

I demand the awesome old goat from pc it’s awesome

🐐goat master🐐

Goat mayhem  🐐goat master🐐  5 star

The goats are hilarious 😂 with the rag doll physics


Can you please make it like the computer  Paddyfazzbear  3 star

Can you make more goats like the computer


Good but...  Nelsonkai  5 star

Pls make more goats I have 3 ideas. 1.spike goat: to find it you need to find a hedgehog and headbutt it if you press pow it make spikes appear from the ground it looks like a hedgehog. 2.explosive goat: you know that thing where you get the tnt and put it on this thing and it turns the statue into a goat? Well you should get a goat that has tnt and bombs and stuff around its body and when you press pow it throws a bomb 3.school goat: when you do the A-apple B-apple ect: you should get this goat that looks like an apple with a goat head (that bounces around) and when you press pow it shoots a random apple in its derection. If you do add these pls give credit

Donkey Craft

Goat simulator  Donkey Craft  5 star

This is the best game I've ever played.


Amazing game  mortalgamer805  5 star

I find only one problem which is it crashes but not very much so plz fix it and make more goat simulators plz thanks for reading this and i hope to play more goat sim games in the future


Love the game but one problem.  FinTheFox  5 star

Goat simulator is my favorite game and in my opinion the best game I ever played. But the problem is that when you record a video it doesn’t let you stop recording. And when you leave and come back it doesn’t even let you record. It’s really weird and I hope Coffee Stain can fix it.

Pic in da game

Lost it all 1 star  Pic in da game  1 star

First off I put the game on I cloud and automatically it got deleted now I have to pay😤😡. So dear CoffeeStain give me my game back free. NOT A REQUEST A COMMAND


I love it but  Taterbug1304  4 star

I love this app mainly because theres not another app like this and because i’ve always wanted to find an app like this. But i wish you had an option to be a human cause if you had that option it would be way better but i love this app. But PLEASE give us the option to be a human

Stupid British weeaboo.

🅱️eautiful g🅰️m g🅰️me.  Stupid British weeaboo.  5 star

This 🅱️ame m🅰️keys me h🅰️ppℹ️er th🅰️n 🅱️ℹ️G 🅱️Uh. I e🅰️t ni🅱️🅱️as for 🅱️ottom text. G🅾️ e🅰️✝️ 🅿️🅰️n✝️, 🅿️ℹ️🅿️🅿️🅰️. 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯


No glitches or bugs AWESOME  AAABARBEARIAN  5 star

Some of the games I have played are bad but this beats all games by 100%. Also minecraft is the exact same. WITCH IS BETTER MINECRAFT AND GOAT SIMULATER


Not the same as pc and Xbox  Velrowe  3 star

It’s kinda a waste of money and kinda is really bad it’s not the same as pc and Xbox and it makes a bad game I would recommend getting it on your pc or Xbox one

Mr. Poopie head lol

Like it but  Mr. Poopie head lol  1 star

Ok soo when I get the app it downloads but it’s not showing up in my apps but when I go to the AppStore it says I do but I don’t one more thing I WANT MY MONEY BACK


Super fun game  lkirkham1  5 star

This is super fun but when explode a pipe it sends me off the map.it also crashes in 3-9 minutes or 1-2 hours, which is annoying. otherwise, keep up coffee stain. Also, keep making more goat simulators!


I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️this game  Brodude626  5 star

I worth the money I can't get enough of it It's so fun!

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