AllCarsEatGas - Fabulous
After so many ho-hum photo apps, finally one to make me sit up, take notice, go wow, and spend more time playing with, actually working with, this app. You will get some of the most impressive effects from a photo app here. And it’s only 99¢!! So many, many creative options, Percolator gives more than ten times the value, at the least.
Emoney007 - Still one of the best photo apps available
...and now ready for iOS 11! Fantastic update! Thank you!
This app is a treasure that continues to get better as time goes on. Tinrocket is fast becoming one of my favorite developers for photo apps. This is one of a handful of apps I tell every new iOS user to buy. It won't disappoint.
Ninja Unicorn - Fun effect
Have loved this app for years; great way to revisualize, play with, repurpose my photos. I often make background screens or background art with, I really appreciate how it can often beautifully bring out colors or “hide” small imperfections in a photo remaking it into another cherished image.
napereza - I like this app but .....
I just bought this app and have been playing with it. However, I don’t see any mask feature here. I think this is just a matter of tapping and doing some adjustments but if you only want some of those adjustments or style, per se, to be on certain areas, you can’t. There’s no layers, as well, and I don’t see any tutorial, too.
Liminal Indigo - Love It 💙💙
I’ve had this app ever since the iPhone4 was brand new, and I still enjoy it just as much... perhaps even more so because the more you play with it, the more you learn how to use it. It’s the most creative and unique photo editing I think I’ve ever known. The possibilities are seemingly endless.
ericmcquaid - So fun
I have been using percolator for as long as I have had an iPhone, since the iPhone 3. It’s a beautifully designed app and allows you to take regular photos and turn them into something beautiful. It’s just so fun.
DOS XP - Love this app
This app is an old favorite. I've used it to create fun mosaics for social-media use and large stylized portraits that people frame and hang on their walls. The update for iOS 13 and the addition of the vector export feature make my heart sing.
must have coffee - Unique and Serious Tool
Also fun! ingenious “bubble” transition effect, wonderful photo-to-art algorithms deliver a wide range of control. “Brewed” images can be incorporated easily into professional quality graphic design renderings.
DancerGirl🍭 - Amazing!!!
Love this app! Just wish I had directions! I know there are so many features that I haven’t even begun to use this to its fullest potential!!
Smallwoods970 - Great photography filter app
Turns your pictures into art has been around for years and still supporting it 5 stars !!!!
El Kai Koren - Great & fun way to get ideas
Wish there were more options!
Would also like more control over colors & sizes.
Susan J Cooper - Beautiful Effects
This app has beautiful and unique designs for your photos turns anything into works of art ❤️👍
OnePaperKid - So...My Fave App
My favorite app for photo editing is and has always been Percolator. It’s fun and there are endless cool ways to edit your pictures.
TimBsTechTalk - Awesome!
I’m so glad this app can still be used on my iPhone after so many years! Very creative and enjoyable!
Orexis - Classic
One of the first photo apps that I downloaded (way back in 2010 )
and still one of my favorites. Keep it up guys!
carrieann.cw - Please update!
Lots of fun and stunning creations. I only wish it had more features and options!
Cr1mps - Fun Photo Manipulations
The app is fairly straightforward and fun to play with but has issues with the “stirred” function and will close if you try to do it. Needs an update is all.
Powergirl - Art Is Fun!
This app regenerated my love for art! I've spent countless hours tinkering with this app, switching back and forth with Photoshop making things never imagined! Thanks, Percolator!
Todd Camack - Updated!
Now supports current iOS/phones! Thank you!
Moh.Khairy - Fantastic ❤️
I love it and i wish i can make a video with the transition when applying effect on image
rustystix - When circles meet more circles
I have loved this app for years and years.
All I have to say is; bring in the circles!
akashacheif - You are the bubble of my soul.
You have expanded my creativity. For this I thank you from my heart!
Otonoelito - Awesome
I really enjoy the app and everything you can do with it.
Sharr46 - Needs a mask
The examples show unaffected or way less affected areas (such as around faces). I have yet to be able to accomplish that look.
samadhiji - Fun and Easy!
On My first try I came away with a small Masterpiece. Highly recommend.
photophyllis - Art
Love how it keeps the focus of the pic. Not a lot of distortion when you want to be artistic.
hawkster59 - Thank you devs!!
This is an awesome, fun to use image editor. I'm so happy there's an update for it to work on future ios! Yay!
UAE - the best app on the app store Original
thanks alot for the always updating
great developers the best app i ever have
menageriemom - So much fun!
Quirky and original. I use this app all the time.
Fortunaequitis - JUST GET IT!
Veryyyyy addictive with a million options. Also creates awesome site banners!
HollyL45 - Fun App
Great app for creating unique artwork. Easy user interface.
PeekiebooO - Don’t die
Your app is great. Please don’t let it die.
Kermitgreen - Fun
A lot of fun to use. Pictures are a beautiful framed gift.
taub44 - Adore these new beautiful filters‼️
Fun graphic design and elegant UX design that has a fun coffee theme.
Hyperbolic Honeybee X3 - unique, fun, simple to use
great addition to my pic editing folder
mrgs54978 - Fun!
This app is fun but doesn’t do much for 1.99. More of a 99cent app!
Dungeonmasteqs - Perfect
Best photo app; fun, pretty, and no "fees".
tex210 - Gif export capabilities?
Would be great!
CodeHole - Fun toy
Love to play with the circles.
Susan Mango Curtis - Intriguing
Creative imagination on steroids
Radiorevival - Very fun.
Eric bob poop - Precolater
Precolater is awesome and very easy.
Backed.by.Buddha - My Favorite Toy!
Update: I've had this app for a few more months and still haven't "mastered" it, and to tell you the truth, I don't want to. Playing around is the thing I love most about it and if I knew how to get exactly what I thought I wanted, I'd get bored. Instead I'm always surprised, so I keep coming back for another cup!
When I'm bored and have a few minutes to kill, I choose a pic from my Camera Roll and start playing around with Percolator. What's the most: unique, life-like, distorted...whatever! can I make this shot into? Can I come up with something I'd call ART with a shot that wasn't anything special before I started? I love that I can't truly control the final result no matter how hard I try. Maybe not the most practical photo app, but definitely the most creative and artistic. There should be more of this genre of app of quality out there. YAY PERCOLATOR!
oh-mercy - Love this App!
5 big fat juicy stars! Love this app- months later after initial review I stii really enjoy this app. I'd like to see a few more color combos- or ability to create some custom color pallets woldl rock! Also being able to do some masking and/or erasing would bring me to rhe heights creative joy! Hopefully an update will add that ability. I'd certainly pay something to be able to fine tune the image as in app perc... So to speak.
This app is totally addictive. Almost toooo addictive. You can wind up with a half a dozen ( or way- way- wayyyy more) of the same image. To the point of, I think friends on various social and sharing sites may get annoyed. It really is hard to choose just one- ( or six)
The only thing I'd like to see added is a way to mask out certain areas- particularly faces. I don't even know if something like that would be possible. Maybe next update?
I know I said only one thing I'd add but sliders for contrast/hue etc would be a great perk (no pun intended!) but I just import the percolated pic into another app and fine tune it and/or texture, frames and other effects.
I just downloaded Popsicolor from this developer and am now going to see what it can do with a percolated photo.
Now- as in right now... Gotta go.
25thAnnual - Fun to use if you have a lot of time...
...to play and can deal with total unpredictability. I love the app and I love playing it, but I far spend too much time testing to discover which photos will actually shine after being processed. Most any balanced composition will render a rich abstract brew, but rendering something special out of more complex subjects is tough. Although I love the straight abstractions, my heart lies elsewhere. I was drawn to the app because of the woman and carousel samples posted here in the app store, but results anywhere near being on par with those striking examples require a lot of playing around and sifting through dozens of photos. Complex or subdued pictures often also benefit from pre- or post-processing in other apps because retaining any favorite detail in a brew is a tricky proposition. If you can give up time from the family, however, get yourself this app.m
Phishstyles - Best App I own! Fantastic
I only review apps that impress me completely, or utterly fail to work as advertised. I'm happy to say, this app is of the former variety: it's amazing. I have Percolated so many photos and sent them to friends and posted them on Instagram and Facebook that my pals are probably getting sick of it -- but it's just SO FUN! There are MANY MANY different options, so it'll take a little while for you to find the mixture of options that works best for you. But that's a GOOD thing -- it's easy to use and FUN FUN FUN! Enjoy. This is an incredibly clever app, and if you're into math or science or just art and photography, you'll appreciate the cool things going on behind the scenes as the Percolator works. Good job on this app Tinrocket -- I'd invest in your company if I could.
RoSealey - Way Too Much Fun!
I just love this app! I sat down to "play" with it and four hours later had a little gallery of 28 images that are startlingly innovative, thoroughly different from each other, and attractive! It's addicting and fun! The app is sufficiently "deep" with options and the ability to mix effects that the final results can vary dramatically! The app is highly intuitive to use, yet challenges the artist in you. Some effects create images that are pop art-like, some create delicate paintings, some totally abstract, others a delightful mix. I'm a new user and have not used a previous version, so I can't comment on the upgrade. Can I think of anything for the next upgrade? Nope! But I'm willing to be surprised.
Cassie36 - Original concept, great results
The initial process can be a little slow. This is made up for though by how cool your photos look once they're percolated and the "art" you can so simply produce. Options for altering a percolated image are quicker, interesting, and the stir option is just fun. I'd like some more options for finished photos though, like email, SMS, and Facebook.
I love the new looks that were just added. The tiny, tiny circles are perfect for getting precise looks! Thanks to John at Tin Rocket for the update!
P.S. I did my Christmas cards with a combination of this app and Postagram with stunning results and happy friends. Now, you can use Sincerely to send cards directly from Percolator, which is cool.
marlabee - Totally Beautiful***
I have loved Percolator since it's beginning. It is so intuitive without being overbearing. It has as light or as heavy of an effect as you'd like, incrementally. I am a lover of circles, I'll admit, but I don't think it would matter which shape was being used...I'd still love the textures created.
Between this and 'Popscicle', I have a great respect for the app developers at Tinrocket. Having just seen 'Waterlogued', their latest creative app brainstorm, I was reminded to finally write this review! ***I have been a watercolor artist/teacher for many, MANY years. I have to say, these apps are great for sparking creative pathways within artworks using traditional media.
~ Many thanks, app creators! Keep 'em coming ~
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Cazazz - Such a cool app, lots of possibilities
This is a fun way to experiment with images and produce some really nice results. Try adjusting the settings and you’ll be amazed at how easily you can produce quite different effects from the same image. Very easy to use, and you can output the results to print or use as background graphics etc.
Vagawi - Limited but not without a use
I work with Primary School kids and often take pics of them and do fun stuff, like changing the background, sit them on a camel, put them on the moon with astronauts, etc. This app has limited use for me but it does create some interesting portraits which the kids love. Thank you for an unusual and fun app.
Melkontent - This is one of my favourite art apps
The level of rendering this app provides creates a stunning range of art with the touch of a finger. I beg the designers to please create a mosaic app to compliment it
Nishant Pandav - Interesting app
It’s fancy and I like the effects it does, but the interface is way too tiny which was frustrating. I wish there was an option to bring it further up the screen while I’m messing around.
Yes I can review - Amazing fun
A great app that produces interesting results especially if you choose the right image to process.
Processing time does take a while and phone can get hot while image is percolating.
Hours of fun and can produce stunning results. I love it.
FamilyLamont - I wish I could save a style
The best combinations can never be re-found!
Irregular Woman - Love Love LOVE it
I'm addicted. I love experimenting with this app.
*Update since the app update- One of the best generative apps in the app store. So many new features. Definitely worth it! Check out the IG or Flickr groups to see just how fantastic it is !!
Thanks for a great app.
Greg Rice - Fantastic App!
What a great app - nice and simple interface and the results are amazing - exactly what you see in the screenshots. I would love to see a universal app for the next release so it can be ran on an iPad natively.
Poppie1224 - App Heaven
Percolator is my new favourite creative photo editing app. I couldn't have predicted how much I would love it. It has such fine controls, the interface is so SLICK, and coffee references are perfect. So fantastic guys, well done!
RichPudd91 - Frapptastically fun
Great app, processing speed needs to be improved and more effects should be added. Instead of 'stirred' I would just allow people to select a colour from a colour palette.
The Night Flower - Addictive!
Love love love the latest update. The new Ray Ray Brew is amazing. I can't stop Percolating!! I'm addicted. Very cool app, would highly recommend it. I'd love an option to save my favourite style combinations though.
Amos Moses - not as good as other reviews say...
Well, you certainly end up with an interesting pattern. But the results are no-where near as good as these other reviews boast. I've tried taking all different types of photos and scenarios... best you end up with is a nice pattern. nothing like the screenshots suggest.
Topgp - Impressive!!
Thanks for such a beautiful app, really amazing from the effects to the clever interface. Fantastic work, well done.
Halomoe - Awesome
Such a different approach to photo editing. A beautiful mix between instagram filters (which frankly I'm tired of) and mosaic apps. Keep up the unforgettable work. 👌
ryangolla - So addictive!
Thanks for the great app. I love using it and find it amazing the beautiful art it produces. Great work and can't wait to see more features soon!
tominator_66 - Percolicious!
One of my favourite image mod apps. Would have been five stars if you could save your own style combos. Please add this feature if possible to make your app even more useful.
Plenair - Updated features
Love the update increase in control and features!
blackmondo - Great for wallpapers!
This app is very nicely done. It's worth the low price even just to make stylish wallpapers for your home or lock screen.
Shellebee - Kool!
Wow! This app is so much fun! I collect photo apps and this is definetly going to be a favourite! hint: the more basic your picture is the better it will turn out...
whereisaaron - Nicely constructed app, needs updating
The app itself is great, but suffers from usual iPad problem of bitmap-based chrome. Needs update for iPad 3, so it looks as well as works well.
Funky funky town - A new favourite
I love the effects and it's fun using it. Looking forward to an update with more effects!
Farty Bloomcheeks - Super app
This is an app that I've always loved. It works incredibly well & is definitely 5 stars!
TdawgT - Love it.
It rocks. The effect is very cool. I would like to see more and more....
How about some other shapes?
How about a slider that can control the percentile of small to medium to large ratio?
How about a background color slider?
How about a feature for just selecting a portion of a photo to bust up (like a censor blur)?
Still: five stars all the way!!!!!
imac22 - False advertising....BEWARE
The screenshots are not made with this app as I have tried the same pictures as the screenshots and using this app and it gives nowhere near the detail as the screenshots shown, therefore this is just blatant false advertising.
Interesting concept but needs development to equal the screenshots shown.
victoriapla - Absolutely Fantastic
This app is fantastic. Love turning my photos into unique pieces of art. Love it, well worth the money.
annNDYB - Good
This is an excellent app, but while it does seem to be getting simpler it still seems to be a bit of a roll of the dice on whether I get some recognizable or abstract.
K1TCHEN - Beautiful!
Well worth the low price!
Very simple and easy to use and the outcome is amazing.
It works best with simple/minimalistic photos as detailed photos will just give you a bunch of random colours, even then it still looks great :p
I recommend this to everyone!
EmB0 - Fantastic!!
Highly recommend! So many endless possibilities. Great ap.
rachellevitch - Love it
I went mad and spent hours percolating large portion of my photo library. V cool. Worth the money. Nicely done app!
Cat017 - Extremely disappointing!
This app has been very disappointing and not worth the money! It has very limited functionality and the pictures turn out nothing like the ones you see.
Nightfallsmind - Really good aye
Nah man this app is legit. So so worth the dollar. Press the coffee button and experiment. It's worth the cost in every sense.
Nate random - Awesome!
Love it! Very creative and easy to use and interactive interface.
Kayo-ko - Love it!!!
Yup, the sample images are real. I'm using the iPhone 4 and they look awesome!
Heaps of fun for making abstract wallpapers, worth it!!
Richard121212 - Amazing!
Really looks like the pictures, awesome app. Worth the money :D
genrow - Love percolating...
Some amazing effects and loads of fun!
Floeck - Great app 👍
Nice app easy to use, great effects
wanderbeyonder - Ace!
2.0. The best upgrade ever!
DJH-93 - Fantastical!
You may be hesitant to buy this, thinking "Will I even use it?".
It's a fun and quirky way of personalizing photos, and will definitely be one of the more used apps in your photography arsenal.
51mmy101 - Waste money, the photos look terrible
I don't like it.
TahliaBrighton - Not worth the money!
Does not produce images like the screenshot samples! Only left with colorful patterns but unrecognizable pictures!
Art scence - Flirt
Very 60's and very groovy, luv it
angelspurs - Blah.
Would be great if you could actually achieve the same results as the sample screen shots...dodgy.
Clairebearoniphone - To buy or not to buy
Hmmm!! Not as good as the sample pictures:(
Purpleben - Wasted money
It works, it's just useless. One feature for this price. If you suck at basic human function then that's the only way you can fail at this. Stupid low reviewers. It works, just not worth the spare change.
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maplepancake - Percolator is fun & Fabulous
Percolator makes for endless experiment with images & photos. Create cards and interesting stuff.
ellson73 - So much fun!!
I recommend this to all my visually creative friends, please continue to support and make this app even better!! It’s so experimental and fun!
RobertBretonArt - Lots of fun!
Worth the prices! Hours of pure discovery, dynamic interface. I was amaze how easy it is to transform my graphic art.
Mister Muffey - Extremely good App for creativity
I have done amazing works of Art with this application. I keep it to myself that it takes only about 10 minutes to create a masterpiece! A trick also: duplicate first your images that you will work on just to still have the originals then when the images are saved: retouch the contrast, colour balances etc... in IOS with “Edit” when you open each pictures. I often increase the saturation for a desired effect.
mRfung - Still works!
This app still works on iOS 13 and is just as lovely as ever. It’s nice that we get these new devices with so much photographic power and we can still pump them through this coffee machine. Iphonography classic at its best. High quality app, beautiful smooth animations and wonderfully playful results.
The late mrs more - Perculate
Love this app
Nicho010 - PERCOLATOR!
Stunning Effects. Beautiful Interfaces. Simple to Use. Very Unique and Creative, & It's just Perfect... I really love playing with this app so much.
Drdul - Lotsa fun!
I bought this app because of the icon, and was pleasantly surprised to discover that it's lots of fun. It works well on abstract images with lost of colours and contrast. It's a great way to create wallpapers for my iPhone and iPad.
The downside to Percolator is that it reduces the image size from 5 megapixels (iPhone 4) to 2 megapixels (1200 x 1600 pixels). I am assuming that it cannot preserve the original image size as it would simply be too much for the iPhone's processor.
Töpäz-Môôn - Earthy + Fab
One of the most gorgeous photo editing apps I have used. Makes your plain old photos in to elaborate works of art with a Klimt feel.
Staklena Voda - Good Photo Editing App
It does one thing but it does it good.
darkumbra - Stunning
I have a few DOZEN photo editors and various other thingies for manipulating images. Percolator is more useful to me as a presenter than all of them.
It takes the most mundane image ( a 'word' for example) and turns it into eye-candy - some examples at @pdejager
Sofierose - I love petcolator
I never get bored by this app. I have made so many interesting images. Thank you for this app.
Braver1996summer - Good app
This app works well as advertised, the new examples images give you a good idea of what to expect, have in mind that this is for a very specific kind of effect, i feel that it works really well for some photos, for others it helps to reduce the bubble effect a little.
LazyGeisha - Love it!
This app gets better and better every time! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
ReggyT99 - Fantastic App
Love playing around with this app on images. You can rapidly produce some stunningly beautiful images. Well worth a purchase if like messing around with post processing.
Mimi best - Perc test
Really? This is it? Please it's terrible
livinginthe_gta - Percolator Delivers!
John Balestrieri has created a fantastic app, that truly delivers on what it promises. The results which can be achieved are truly amazing. A lot of fun, and worth much more than the price of a coffee, which is all it will cost you.
chocolateknits - So much fun!
Each update just keeps getting better and better! More new features to play with.
BritishFrank - Captured™
Amazing!! A must have!! I give this app 5 stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
-- tRKe -- - Very fun and creative (and easy!!)
I owned this app for awhile and played a lot which it recently. So much fun messing with my photos.
I also use other photo alteration apps to adjust my photos then use percolator to make them look awesome.
Lots of fun to be had here. rk
Jantanalu - Not as good as it looks
It makes most photos nearly unrecognizable even on finest settings, unlike you're into the "modern art" thing, there isn't much to get out of this app, regardeless of its price (free or not)
I Love/Hate Apple - It's OK...
Nothing to write home about though. Not worth any more than $0.99 IMO.
Abanabananananannaanan - Awesome!!
Really creative, fun, interactive. Well worth the money!!
RJmac79 - The best !!!
Its the beat app for editing ... Just amazing and Unique....
Tinkerbre - Well Worth 1.99
Great app, great fun turning photos into pieces of art work. Some apps are disappointing but not this one.
GeneBee - Amazing
Love this app that creates amazing and gorgeous drawings. Love love love!
Tiger'66 - PERfect!
What a wonderfully creative app! Used it to perk up my own iPad art as well as some photos and was amazed at the results. I was trying to create an image for a specific area that needed circles and the right color to fit in a contemporary room. This app helped me create it. Would love to see more... Just more... a way to select specific areas of photo to be perked, being able to outline a face and exclude it from perking while perking hair or other background features? Thank you.
Whiskeybiz - Regrets
Meh, totally thought it would be awesome. It wasn't.
djaydave - Wow
Just love it to death
AlphaTwoNiner - Really cool
I don't have any particular use for this app, and it does seem to require very particular source material to work well...but it makes some really cool stuff. Fun to play with. It would be nice to have more control though.
GrumpyOldScotsman - Nice upgrade!
First time I've ever uttered a "holy &@$#!" after an app was upgraded. Brilliant. A great app turned into a thing of beauty.
wdrwilson1 - Great update, super fun!
This is a great update to an already amazing app. love the new circle settings; treble is really cool. The bubble in and out animations are awesome!
uluminous - Very Nice effects!
One of the best photo effects app ive tried! Constructive comment - would be awesome to have the parameters allowing more freedom - and more interval... Especially the grind would be nice even finer in some cases! Keep up the good work!
Dr Crabe - GREAT App!
You won't be disappointed. Just try it!
Here are simple suggestions for future update: 2D/3D, cubes, triangles, etc.
Continue your great work! Thank you guys.
Babell9 - Waiting for more!
Really find the program a joy to experiment with. Good creative fun.
Tscottti - Don't buy
Not enough detail!,
i-HoneyB - Get this!!
you will NOT be disappointed!!
Chicoutai - Surprenant!
Simple et très beaux résultats.
Hothotsummernights - Meh
Not worth $1.99.. Maybe $.99
gen m. - wow!
i download this app, not expecting much, and wow, was i wrong. the pictures that i'm using it with are turning into... works of art! i see myself using this app a lot, both with pictures on my ipod already, and pictures i'll be taking in the future!
mhwaite - Love it!!!
cfugle - Percmeup
No words to describe how much fun I am having with this. Thanks so much
NotTheChosenOne - i hope you get it
i seriously hope you get it, because it awsome
Avian Manor - The Perfect Artistic Brew!
Being a real coffee lover, an application called "Percolator" definitely caught my attention ...... Intrigued, I purchased and installed a copy on my iPhone for less than the cost of a single cup of coffee; what a bargain!! This software allows anyone to turn the most ordinary of photos into stunningly beautiful works of art, effortlessly! This is an app I'm sure to be using day after day after day -it stands head and shoulders above the crowd!
AD666 - Love it!!
I love using this program to percolate my screen shots from the spawnHD app. It's very cool. Works great with photos of your pets as well. Awesome!Awesome!Awesome!
Coredom - Great fun!
A fun app and great way to create exciting wall art! Use the app all the time. Just one problem, boiling is Speke wrong. Still a highly worthwhile app.
ROBERT HARDING - Fantastic!
I love this app!
Ovonijemojeime - Amazing App.
It's very, very trippy, and can actually output alot of detail. Great app, would recommend it to anyone who likes messing around with photos.
Codemonkey00 - Easy fun!
Lots of value in this! Great for avatars and for adding a bit of pizazz to an otherwise mundane shots! Tip: the higher the contrast and the lower the detail the higher the likelihood of a great 'perk'!
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@DrTGIF We in a percolator
Legendary Dyke Status
I hope the percolator is over and done with by time my birthday gets here next year cause this year won’t it.
so about new jersey: you can literally be a block/minutes away between "talking proper/talking white" to "not black enough". it's literally a straddle between singing "living on a prayer" and "percolator".
i get monique 1000000%