South Park: Phone Destroyer™

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All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment.
Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!
From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem!

South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne.
Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent!

- A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more!
- Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles.
- Experience a hilarious single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios.
- Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs.
- Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates.
- Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block.
- Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits.
- Kill Kenny.

South Park: Phone Destroyer™ App Description & Overview

The applications South Park: Phone Destroyer™ was published in the category Games on 2017-11-09 and was developed by Ubisoft. The file size is 77.94 MB. The current version is 2.1.0 and works well on 9.0 and high ios versions.

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South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Reviews


Great game!  Kevin???  4 star

The game is great. My only concerns are the game sometimes freezing and that there does not seem to be a screen that shows all the possible cards.


Poor card system  Ildude35  1 star

Awesome game but the card unlock system works on the online player vs player You have to rank up to certain ranks in pvp to even continue the game and unlock cards and at one point it completely loses playability. Would have been a home run with a more balanced system


Fantastic job!  KingEntity  5 star

To the makers of the game. Please keep up the good work. Thank you for providing a game like this. Keeps me interested.


Great game  Kabooom483  5 star

I could see myself playing this game for awhile I really like it

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Pay to win  a guy who looks for good games  1 star

This game starts of alright you play the campaign until you came to a pay wall which forces you to win online games and with this games terrible matchmaking and it's horrible matchmaking system it nearly impossible to win games it felt like on the opponents side they have double energy while on you're side it your energy fills really slow if you play this game for the story to bad because you have to win matches. This is just another pay to win game.


Great game, but...  Zed_Just_Zed  1 star

It’s frustrating losing connection to the PVP server too frequently. I’d understand but why would players have to incur a loss over something that’s not their fault? Pls fix this major bug. Response to “Developer Response:” Dude. You guys responded to my shared concerns about PVP on the App Store. Isn’t that sufficient feedback for your developers? How about y’all please fix the game instead of having the 1% of us who made the effort to provide feedback go to a different site to say the same darned thing?


Great and terrible  ZombieMaster697  5 star

South Park is horrible


Best game ever  Mlgch0deslapxx00  5 star

They killed Kenny


Fantastic game  Katielizl  5 star

It has crashed for me quite a bit, but overall, a really fun game!


Cheaters paradise  Hackbenjam1n  1 star

Tons of cheaters, PvP is basically worthless Im done with wasting time on this game.


Awesome  Zaccy7dawg  5 star

You don’t have to wait to play and it’s addictive to play which is good you can play for hours as I have hahaha


Hackers everywhere  SeriousLackOfName  1 star

Too many hackers


Pretty bland...  Dino600  2 star

This game is not fun. And that's on purpose. Without buying things this is a pretty boring game that so shamelessly wants to exhaust you into submission that it encourages you to play each boring level 15 times each so you, "don't miss the good stuff." But it's luck of the draw whether you pick the right three right consecutive lockers with the "good stuff" in them, otherwise they're just pretty paltry rewards that don't do much at all. There are also levels in the single player game that FORCE you to play p2p. I can't help think that South Park, which had an episode about this micro payments thing is now just super aware and super cynically going ahead and doing something they condemned to their own fans. This could have been fun as a complete game, with proper game design, that I would have paid for but it's wretched, broken and oozing with the stench of freemium.


0/10  xXxSPADExXx  1 star

Do Not Download. SCAMS.


It’s South Park but on your phone  Sp1derbyte  5 star

I was redirected here from the Fractured But Whole (FBW) game and I’m loving it. I want more “micro aggression” lol If you’ve play the Stick of Truth (SofT) and the FBW, you’ll love this one too. Single Play is side scrolling maps. It just feels right.. trust me, you’ll see.. I want more FBW here, like a random car driving through Multiplayer map is like a left vs right style football arena. I want more micro aggression! The gameplay plays a bit like Star Wars Arena, in that you have cards to play and each card costs energy. You can upgrade these cards to increase their stats. Some cards have special traits / skills. Some are just so funny not to play for lulz... swarm of rats.. pigeon gang.. love it My only gripe; sadly the MT store seems kind of P2Wish Overall: I want more FBW and SofT humour! Moar! Moooar! Devs, I effin love what you’ve done here; keep the humour quality coming


Get to lvl 10 pvp and realise it’s p2p  Simple.complex  3 star

It really is a micro transaction game that is great fun until you realise it will cost you if you actually want to play the game any further


Total gem  Doogzstamate  5 star

This game is super fun. It’s basically got me back into Mobil games after five years of stopping. My GF and me downloaded it together and it’s super competitive on what cards, levels ect we have and are on. The game isn’t really pay to win as you get free packs and pvp packs every 3 hours. PvP is the true mvp of this game. Extremely intense 1 verse 1 matches with high stack rewards. Guilds are 50 players groups where you can donate cards you don’t want to other players to help them move up quicker...and that’s about it. To improve this I would suggest a rivalry mode against other guilds, guild bosses or guild leaderboards giving card packs to everyone in the guild if you are high enough on the table or beat the boss. I’m not as much of a South Park fan as my GF but I’m still having a kick out of the jokes and characters. Try it for 30 minutes and I bet you will be hooked.


Frustrating  $$$$&&&&&&&&????????  2 star

Just another grab for money......pvp neeeds a lot of work!!! Expect to lose a lot of matches if your not willing to spend REAL MONEY! And if you think you can progress through the story mode think are forced to play pvp to progress! Fun game it’s great looking but Highly FRUSTRATING


Freemium isn’t free  Vaben73  5 star

Great game Matt & Trey, but FFS freemium isn’t free! What were you thinking.

the fracutured but whole

South Park match making  the fracutured but whole  5 star

Even though this is a review pvp match making is getting a bit unfair because I am only level three and I have to fight people who are level seven and they have a lot more advanced characters which make it harder


Great game  18cupkate  5 star

If you love South Park then this game is for you personally I love South Park


Good, but rewards per mission are horrible, too random/not enough  TVett  2 star

The game is good, but the rewards after each mission is way to random and hardly enough. There are 10 lockers and you can only pick 3, then you pay in game money to choose more. So basically people not paying money will fall behind very quickly vs people that are paying money. If us free to play players got more free rewards to lvl up cards then I'd rate it 4-5 star based on how many additional rewards we would earn in a day. When compared to most other games and microstrans systems this horrible. Even the top earning fun f2p games allow you to earn 100+ real in game money to spend on hard to get in game items (everday). This game it will take you1-2 months of logging in and playing lots of pvp/campaign games to get one gold premium card pack...probably 3-6 months to save up for a epic card pack. The prices for items will exponentially go up if you purchase more then 1, and there just isnt enough crafting materials earned daily to keep me wanting to play this game on a adictive level.


So much cheating  Robert1027  1 star

Seriously the amount of players hacking this game and getting unlimited energy makes this a joke. Not only can you not quit a match once it’s obvious and you’re getting destroyed, BUT you can’t even report it. The match making system is a joke, typically I’m paired against much higher players, so not only am I hoping that I don’t get stuck with cheaters but then I have to contend with players teams who are way out of my league. This doesn’t seem that hard to fix and the fact that this wasn’t thought of during beta phase is truly remarkable.

Kiseibara K

Great game but crashes often  Kiseibara K  4 star

It’s a great game if you’re into South Park, but it crashes a lot for me during PVP mode and quite frankly, it’s very annoying.


Good writing poor progression system  Cuddleswithreviews  3 star

Could get past the splash screen without a game center error for a while, managed to fix it by turning off game center amd letting the app log me in, instead of already being logged into game center. The game is well written, clever jokes, good use of the phone itself for the narrative. But the gameplay progression is slow, unfun, and heavily favors big spenders. The key to a good gacha game (or in this case card pack game, basically loot crates), is that the gacha is fun to play. The card packs in phone destroyer take absurd times to earn naturally, and aren’t rewarding to open.

Galaxy suicide

Update to continue.  Galaxy suicide  1 star

I can't play because I need an update. It sends you here, to the App Store. There is no update. Unplayable game. Typical Ubisoft. Don't bother playing.


Reseña  Piratahonrado  4 star

Un juego demasiado bueno y entretenido, lo único que pido es que los nuevos objetos no demoren tanto en renovarse y más eventos especiales.


Hackers...  JonSolo1984  3 star

This game is great. It deserves a 5 star rating... The people complaining about the paywall are wrong. I’m rank 25 in PvP with great cards and I haven’t spent a dime. However, the hacking/cheating in PvP is so incredibly prevalent that I have difficulty wanting to continue playing the game at all. As soon as the issue is addressed I’ll reconsider my rating.


Lag outs  CodySchluter1969  5 star

I love this game it's so fun but during pvp battles I have lagged out 3 times and gotten the defeat


Give me good cards  icupxD  5 star

I’m gay

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